Soooo, I jumped out of a moving car this weekend...

[zeegler]

That's right folks, I'm a certified lunatic.

Long story short:

Went to cottage with some family.
Drank a bottle of scotch, and many beers.
Got in argument with my wife's uncle, and lost my shit.
I was led away by my wife and cousin before anyone got hurt.
Stood in the middle of the road screaming something like "I AM FUCKING UNSTOPPABLE! I WILL CRUSH YOU ALL!" apparently at no one, all the while shaking my fists in the air.
Wife managed to get me in the car, and somewhere along the line, I decided I didn't want to be in the car anymore.

so, I opened the door, and jumped out.

I am not allowed to drink scotch unsupervised anymore.

See what happens when there is no weed to smoke.

[guitarsjb]

Damn bro!! LOL, did ya get hurt?? Please don't crush me for asking.

[thetroy]

That's rock and roll

[zeegler]

Damn bro!! LOL, did ya get hurt?? Please don't crush me for asking.

Thanks for asking Jeri, but no, other than a scraped up and bloody knee, I am surprisingly unscathed. By the way, the only reason I know about jumping out of the car, is that my wife told me. Otherwise, I would have woken up wondering how the fuck my knee got so messed up.

[dk1ben]

Liquid superman! Sweet bro. I think the proper way to do it though is to jump out, and then roll. I heard the lowers the risk of injuries. Try that next time.

Glad your OK though.

[jinx]

I pissed in my roommates room when asked what I was doing I responded dude I'm pissing!he was like what the hell got into you last night I don't remember a thing!

[Nazgul]

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Stood in the middle of the road screaming something like "I AM FUCKING UNSTOPPABLE! I WILL CRUSH YOU ALL!" apparently at no one, all the while shaking my fists in the air.

LOL I'd like to see that!

[Super_shredder]

awesome sounds like the sort of thing i would do under the influence

[daisp]

Very Canadian cottage thing to do there Zeegs...glad you weren't hurt

[lerxstcat]

Zeegs, glad you're okay! You are lucky to be okay, I'm sure you know that. I have done the same before though, but I bailed because the driver was driving erratically and I thought he was gonna drive us into a lake. I can't swim, so I decided that dying on dry land was better than drowning trapped in a car.

Luckily I didn't get hurt, and dumbfuck realized he must really be driving badly if someone jumped out of his car, So they stopped and he let someone else drive. Glad I didn't have to walk home after jumping out, I wasn't really hurt but I was skinned and bruised. Lucky it was a dirt path and I hit shrubbery when I bailed.

You realize your wife is not gonna let you drink anytime soon, right?

[Ralph E.]

That's rock and roll

+1

[Vass]

Ahhhhh family vacations.

[Spivonious]

Man if only you had a video of this. It would be the most viewed video on YouTube.

[Jayster]

+1 on the video ,
Zeegler - I think you should try to recreate this event for us !!!!!!

maybe not jumping out of the car though

but definitley the middle of the road rant
great stuff

[zeegler]

You realize your wife is not gonna let you drink anytime soon, right?

Oh, trust me, she's given me strict rules on the subject.