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  • #136
    Originally posted by SEEGERMANY View Post
    You could always print this thread, drop it off at the "pokey," and he'll know that he's always in our thoughts.
    Yeah, have that as a nice little "Good Luck!" from the JCF. Maybe give him a little something to relieve the pain his rear end's gonna be in once Big Bubba's done with him.
    "Dear Dr. Bill,
    I work with a woman who is about 5 feet tall and weighs close to 450 pounds and has more facial hair than ZZ Top." - Jack The Riffer

    "OK, we can both have Ben..joint custody. I'll have him on the weekends. We could go out in my Cobra and give people the finger..weather permitting of course.." -Bill Z. Bub

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    • #137
      Vince already doin the jailhouse rock....


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      • #138
        NICE..and that's how he'll look in there..

        Well, I'm not wishin' butt sex on the guy, unless he likes it. He's gotta do the time just to give him some reality. I don't even know the fuggin' guy..just what John told me and what I've read here.
        "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
        Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

        "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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        • #139
          Originally posted by horns666 View Post
          NICE..and that's how he'll look in there..

          Well, I'm not wishin' butt sex on the guy, unless he likes it. He's gotta do the time just to give him some reality. I don't even know the fuggin' guy..just what John told me and what I've read here.

          I want him to know that he just can't get away with it, that everything has a price. This is actually what I want for all the people in the world. If they behave well, I'm just fine with it, but when people serve the "injustice" , I get really pissed and want them to get what they deserve. Mankind's a messy species.
          I wish my hair-color was EDS :/

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          • #140
            Originally posted by horns666 View Post
            NICE..and that's how he'll look in there..

            Well, I'm not wishin' butt sex on the guy, unless he likes it. He's gotta do the time just to give him some reality.
            It's best to try to enjoy it, struggling makes it hurt more.


            Apparently.



            Once upon a time I visited someone in one of them US prisons where I had to queue up with loads of Mexican women with about 20 kids each all going mental. The Screws kept me waiting whilst they "called Scotland Yard" to see if I was OK to be visiting prisons (like Scotland fucking Yard are going to know! Of course, they know me now because they put me on a "People to Watch" list after getting tipped off by a High Security US jail......aaaargh!!!!)
            Aaaaanyway, I was visiting this person who was a big bad bastard, but was soon to be released and had been moved to a lesser security place and was allowed to have a family BBQ one day. (No, really!) I'd never met him but went there with his brother, and the jailbird took one look at me, and said "Jeeez, you'd be reeeeal popular in here" whilst wrapping my plaitted ponytail in his fist, leaving me dangling like a helpless erm, bitch. That scared the shite out of me, and was in my mind for a long time in case I was silly enough to get nicked in America. The very first thing I'd do was lose the ponytail...........!
            So I woke up,rolled over and who was lying next to me? Only Bonnie Langford!

            I nearly broke her back

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            • #141
              ..............
              Last edited by texasfury; 01-11-2012, 10:38 PM.
              Just a guitar player...

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              • #142
                Originally posted by texasfury View Post
                Dude, I find it strange you went to visit another guy in prison, that you don't even know.
                He finds your lack of sarcasm strange, too. :ROTF:
                I feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling.

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                • #143
                  The edit makes sense.
                  "POOP"

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                  • #144
                    Yep, some bloke I didn't know, but whose house I was living in, and whose car I was driving, and whose drug and drink crazy friends were my new best friends too! It's amazing the people you meet on aeroplanes....... like his brother who, after I drank him under the table, foolishly said the words "Hey, you wanna come to San Jose, you can caretake my brother's house till he gets out of jail? You can party with us!!" Silly man, that's not the kind of thing to say to a 19 yr old headcase Lager Monster. Still, thought it would be rude not to go and see the man in jail.

                    Ah, happy days, what bits of them I can remember.
                    So I woke up,rolled over and who was lying next to me? Only Bonnie Langford!

                    I nearly broke her back

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                    • #145
                      Greatest thread ever. I remember when he was outed as an impersonator on here, with some irrefutable evidence, but I always wondered if he had any connection with Mustaine after all. Guess he bullshitted one person too many and got what was coming to him.


                      George

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                      • #146
                        I'm still wondering if he's found that special someone in prison, or if that special someone has forcibly found him...
                        "Dear Dr. Bill,
                        I work with a woman who is about 5 feet tall and weighs close to 450 pounds and has more facial hair than ZZ Top." - Jack The Riffer

                        "OK, we can both have Ben..joint custody. I'll have him on the weekends. We could go out in my Cobra and give people the finger..weather permitting of course.." -Bill Z. Bub

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                        • #147
                          Ahhhh ...Fuggums.
                          "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                          Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                          "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                          • #148
                            Great thread, I’ve spent hours laughing my ass off reading this.

                            Anybody know what happened to that purple double neck Rhoads?

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                            • #149
                              It probably got traded in for a purple helmeted rod.
                              Just a guitar player...

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                              • #150

                                It's bad Karma delighting in other people going down the shitter.
                                Better to be mellow, and thank God that you are lucky enough to enjoy the blessings you have.
                                "Wow,... that was some of the hardest rockin ever. Hardest to listen too."
                                --floydkramer

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