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Today was his 10am pre-trial hearing. Anyone know how to get the records of what happened?
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Yep, he laid a policeman out with his rock-hard fist, sweep-kicked a prison officer, leaped out of the dock onto a waiting Harley, ridden by a topless big-titted Amazon chick who then zoomed him away to spend the rest of his life being worshipped and adored, his only tasks in life to pork the nubile Amazon chicks and show them killer riffs, along with tracking down those who mocked him online and pwning them with nasty computer viruses he invented.........
Then he got woken up by Bubba wanting a pre slop-out BJ. Hmmmm, creamy bollock porridge, Vince's favourite prison breakfast. I would think he swallows now without a donkey punch, the quicker he does it, the quicker it's over, like nasty tasting medicine (which is what it is, strangely enough).So I woke up,rolled over and who was lying next to me? Only Bonnie Langford!
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Looks like they've now added felony impersonation of a police officer and resisting arrest to his plate....
next appearance isn't scheduled for 9/17/08...and he's still locked up...guess he couldn't put up the Hummer and the King V for bail.....
We need to start a pool for how much time he gets for all of this....Comment
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I bet thats not really even Vince...I bet its a bigger loser impersonating Vince
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Don't fuck with Vince man. I heard that in prison, some dude was getting ready to kick his ass and Vince dropped to his knees and sucked the fight right out of him.Comment
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"Dear Dr. Bill,
I work with a woman who is about 5 feet tall and weighs close to 450 pounds and has more facial hair than ZZ Top." - Jack The Riffer
"OK, we can both have Ben..joint custody. I'll have him on the weekends. We could go out in my Cobra and give people the finger..weather permitting of course.." -Bill Z. BubComment
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Is this the same guy?
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"Artists should be free to spend their days mastering their craft so that working people can toil away in a more beautiful world."
- Ken MComment
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Now who the hell would hire a "Bodyguard" who poses with his gun....
Who would entrust their life with such a pretentious person???
But yeah...That looks like him...Comment
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"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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LOL Not the same guy, but it does look like him a little.I feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling.Comment
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"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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Yeah, just another douche. That says his name is Andre and he's in Florida.
I feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling.Comment
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Separated at birth?
My faith in mankind actually went down just now. Didn't think it could go lower.When you take a shower in space, you have to press the water onto your body to clean yourself, and then you gotta vacuum it off. - Ace FrehleyComment
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My god how many of these jackasses are out there? :ROTF:_________________________________________________
"Artists should be free to spend their days mastering their craft so that working people can toil away in a more beautiful world."
- Ken MComment
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just in case you were questioning his ability to spring into action to save your ass mid-tuneup!Originally posted by horns666 View Post
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i feel bad for all those poor inmates he's going to (against his will) be using it on.
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