Vince Scamsevere finally busted......

[speed monkey]

The mug shots are already getting some classic photoshop treatment elsewhere in cyberspace...EVH's toothless smile on the shot, or the mug shot on EVH's body are popular.

I'll bet Vince is having fun right about now....

[cookiemonster2]

On the bright side, he'll get to learn the difference between ebony, indian, and brazillian wood now.

[SEEGERMANY]

I believe he got very nasty and threatened to skull fuck my sister

Looks to me like someone skull fucked him!

[Vass]

On the bright side, he'll get to learn the difference between ebony, indian, and brazillian wood now.

^^^This post is so good that I feel the need to reproduce it in full to make certain it gets the recognition it deserves.


Vass

[Cleveland Metal]

The mug shots are already getting some classic photoshop treatment elsewhere in cyberspace...EVH's toothless smile on the shot, or the mug shot on EVH's body are popular.

I'll bet Vince is having fun right about now....

Hotlinks are always appreciated.

I remember talking to Vince while he was playing guitar on the phone once... OMG....Horrid...

Wonder how his family is fairing. His wife and kid are prolly pretty fucked.... Although she was bread winner there while he sat home trying to make it rich haha...

[Wayniac]

Here in NJ you need a permit whether the hand gun is new or used OR from a shop or private seller.

Same here in CT for pistols. No permits req'd for long guns

[skorb]

On the bright side, he'll get to learn the difference between ebony, indian, and brazillian wood now.

:ROTF:

[skorb]

Maybe. And now he's Sweating Bullets.

he's facing the Foreclosure of a Dream, hoping he won't Wake Up Dead, after his ride on the Train of Consequences

[Jack The Riffer]

He's going to have some big dude bending him over and doing a cousin Eddie from Vacation impression yelling "HIS SHITTER'S FULL!!!"

[javert]

Wonder if Vince was Dave's inspiration when he wrote "Almost Honest"?

Until now we all though Liar was about Chris Poland...

[Wizard of Ozz]

Busted.

I hope he get's teabagged while practicing his sweep kicks to the head. What a sad P.O.S.

[petedz]

Apparently Dave's written many songs about good old Speedmetal2000....

Inside the bighouse
His nightmare unfolds
Before he got there....

So prophetic, Dave. How'd ya know?

[Larz]

Mustaine wrote a new song, based on the "Hook in Mouth" title:

Caught scamming with a double V
Patchless biker wannabe
Dressed like a she
Freshest meat on Cellblock D

Fist like a brick
Wrapped around dick
Had a wealthy lady
But the dude was shady

Posing with a Hummer
Craving tubes of ass-number
Married into money
Walking funny

Way too vain
Lied about Mustaine
Inmates boarding the train
Here comes the pain


(Chorus)
Vince was my tech in his dreams
Not everything as it seems
Cock in mouth muffles his screams

(Dave Solo)

Phony cop
Begs the pain to stop
Violated with a mop
Swallows every drop

Former felon pays the price
Scraggly hair full of lice
If you visit bring a bag of ice
The other inmates don’t play nice

Time to kneel
Cause the badge wasn’t real
Self esteem eroding
Too many dicks exploding

Hair receding
Gets a daily beating
No permit for the glock
But fully licensed to suck cock

(Chorus)
Vince was my tech in his dreams
Not everything as it seems
Cock in mouth muffles his screams

[Jayster]

Larz ,

just damn. Fist like a brick
Wrapped around dick


just damn.

I didn't have the chance of knowing or judging this guy - but the way he came across in this thread and the other , is sad just very, very sad.
Anyway I do believe that you reap what you sow - and his constant faggot references should make him feel at home (in the clink )
and chances are many inmates will take an interest in his hummer(s)

[m2pmd70]

Matt called it.

Hi Vince. I miss you. You are right, you haven't been cought up with yet, but you will. It's all you know and sooner or later you will burn the wrong guy pal, and you will get what's coming to you. Go ahead bitch, make fun of what I have, I earned mine, I didn't marry into it or steal it.

I always wondered why a guy who makes thousands of dollars a week couldn't come up with a $500 deposit on a guitar.

Hey admins, make sure you register his email with some gay porn sites.

Have a nice day Vince.

Matt