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sex fruit is actually pretty cool... not as a child name but as a word to use to call someone's bastard offspring.... or some teenage smuck whos parents didn't do a good job raising him... ala pointing at them and saying "he is their sex fruit"Last edited by Endrik; 08-07-2008, 06:31 AM."There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
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What kind of moron would name their child Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii? How screwed up in the head do you have to be?I want to depart this world the same way I arrived; screaming and covered in someone else's blood
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My God.
All in favor of pressing The Button...
Aye!I want to depart this world the same way I arrived; screaming and covered in someone else's blood
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Number 16 Bus Shelter
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I want to name my kid Sexual Chocolate.I feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling.Comment
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I'm wondering where they got idea for that name... If you know what I mean.Originally posted by petedz View Post
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I work with a woman who is about 5 feet tall and weighs close to 450 pounds and has more facial hair than ZZ Top." - Jack The Riffer
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:ROTF: Funny, that's what we call one of our fellow firearms instructors.Originally posted by toejam View PostScott
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:ROTF: Does he look like Eddie Murphy?
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Well, he's black and thin. Close enough for state government work, I guess.Originally posted by toejam View Post:ROTF: Does he look like Eddie Murphy?
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Be without fear in the face of your enemies. Be brave and upright, that God may love thee. Speak the truth always, even if it leads to your death. Safeguard the helpless and do no wrong.Comment
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Wow, what dick.Instead, her husband named their son Dow on a dare while Jennifer was asleep in the hospital bed after giving birth.Instead, her husband named their son Dow on a dare while Jennifer was asleep in the hospital bed after giving birth.Guitars:
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Probably trying to be like Native Americans and name the child after the first thing you see when you walk outside the hospital - Number 16 Bus Shelter probably sounds cool in ApacheOriginally posted by Ben... View PostI'm wondering where they got idea for that name... If you know what I mean.
I want to depart this world the same way I arrived; screaming and covered in someone else's blood
The most human thing we can do is comfort the afflicted and afflict the comfortable.
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My best friend who moved here to New Jersey as a little kid (his mom is from Kentucky and his dad from Indiana), his name is Robbin. He always said he had no middle name.
Well, when he got engaged 10 years ago and moved down to Georgia with his fiance (now wife), she happened to see his license laying around with the middle initial H. Turns out his dad put his middle name as Hood on the birth certificate when mom was asleep.:ROTF:
He's since legally had the name removed.
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