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  • #16
    Robbin Hood
    I want to depart this world the same way I arrived; screaming and covered in someone else's blood

    The most human thing we can do is comfort the afflicted and afflict the comfortable.

    My Blog: http://newcenstein.com

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    • #17
      I don't even know if he knows I know, but when his wife told me quite awhile ago, I almost pissed myself from laughing so hard.
      I feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling.

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      • #18
        Originally posted by Newc View Post
        Probably trying to be like Native Americans and name the child after the first thing you see when you walk outside the hospital - Number 16 Bus Shelter probably sounds cool in Apache
        Dude, do the thing they do where they have an action for one half and an animal for the other half. Like "Runningwolf" or something.

        My person favourite is "Blowingswallow".
        "Dear Dr. Bill,
        I work with a woman who is about 5 feet tall and weighs close to 450 pounds and has more facial hair than ZZ Top." - Jack The Riffer

        "OK, we can both have Ben..joint custody. I'll have him on the weekends. We could go out in my Cobra and give people the finger..weather permitting of course.." -Bill Z. Bub

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