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In the future though I need to remember to not buy guitars while on Nyquil -
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Its that Internet Machine again?! yeeehhaaawwComment
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And what, pray tell, is wrong with Gang Midget Bondage?So I woke up,rolled over and who was lying next to me? Only Bonnie Langford!
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"Warning; A number on a website does not translate into actual popularity."
Most truthful thing I've read this week. There's this guy at my school who has about 400 Facebook friends. I can't think of one person that actually considers him a friend. all of his "Top Friends" are girls who, at least a majority of them, are terrified of him. He kinda scares me actually. He stalks a lot of the girls from my school. Asks if he can watch he dancers practice and take pictures. Supposedly he even hid a video camera once somewhere. Eventually he's gonna do the wrong thing to the wrong person and will probably end up with a smashed-in head."Dear Dr. Bill,
I work with a woman who is about 5 feet tall and weighs close to 450 pounds and has more facial hair than ZZ Top." - Jack The Riffer
"OK, we can both have Ben..joint custody. I'll have him on the weekends. We could go out in my Cobra and give people the finger..weather permitting of course.." -Bill Z. BubComment
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