WTF??!! A Muthafuggin' Bigfoot Body!!!

[toejam]

me playing slayer drunk 4-5 am on a hello kitty guitar

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnBLRAdvm34

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5BnhrfUTeM

That rules! Did Slayer make you sacrifice that kitty when you were done? :ROTF:

[Nuclear Vampire]

I met the director of the Winnipeg River Sasquatch Association at a Nightwish show earlier this year. Nice guy. Had some great stories. I think they do exist, but are really close to extiction, have enough intelligence to avoid humans and probably bury their dead (or take the bodies to Bigfoot burial grounds - much like an elephants graveyard). I have read extensively on them and actually listened to Coast To Coast when that story "broke". Too bad it seems to be a hoax. On the show tonight they will be talking about the press conference with a guy they have on all the time who specializes in cryptozoology.

[Nuclear Vampire]

As soon as I finished posting this, a story came up on the national news about it!

[sonicsamurai]

me playing slayer drunk 4-5 am on a hello kitty guitar

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnBLRAdvm34

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5BnhrfUTeM

Nice one!! Was that slayer too?

[SEEGERMANY]

"I believe, I believe!"

[Strat God]

"ever lose your mind in Detroit, rock city"

IT'S ED ROMAN!!!!!

[dk1ben]

me playing slayer drunk 4-5 am on a hello kitty guitar

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnBLRAdvm34

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5BnhrfUTeM

Now that was funny!!! Very cool. Now I will have to think of some new bet. No way I can compete with that pink kitty. Maybe raining blood with a banjo?

[shreddermon]

Bigfoot??? Well, I've got a Yeti in my pants!

[Rsmacker]

If I went into the woods and found a creature who was dead, 7 foot tall, and there were others skirting around me, I wouldn't mess with it #1, and #2, I would contact the cops right away because I would assume some former NBA star dressed in an ape suit and killed himself in the woods long before I would think bigfoot.

You should drop your shreddies, slap the corpse with your pud and shout "Come on, do you want some more????" The others would think you had a Pud of Doom, killed Harry by excess buggery, and so fuck off back into the woods tout-suite.

I think some fuckers actually killed Chewbacca, probably to swindle some movie royalties. Or something.

Heeeeeeyyyyy, wait a second, anyone into, erm, you know, "Furry" stuff? I reckon I'll give it a go.

WILKSY-BABY!!!! Slither out of the rubber maid outfit and into the Bungle suit. We're doing Furry tonight!! (Well, I am, you'll be squealing and gnffffing, as per usual)

[shobet]

One of my guitar buds is a fuggin' Sasquatch..I can post a band pic of us. Its riduclous!!!! I will!!!:idea:

Here it is..I'm 5'8" and 230lbs..he's ummmm..well..here..:ROTF:

Is he the effeminate looking one on the left?

[toejam]

Is the guy with his arms crossed Jonas, the drummer from Evergrey?

[eakinj]

IT'S ED ROMAN!!!!!

Nah, that's entirely too tall for ED

[Rsmacker]

Is he the effeminate looking one on the left?

What, you mean the one who is on Stage Left?

[SEEGERMANY]

I heard on FOX News that the guy that found the "rubber" Bigfoot was on disability leave from the sheriff's office. According to FOX, the Sheriff was pretty pissed off that the man's "outside of work" activities were spilling over to his job.

Apparently, the sheriff's office is being pounded by phone calls and news reporters wanting additional facts related to the discovery. Frankly, if this fiasco does indeed turn out to be a hoax, I wouldn't want the lying fucker working for me. Not in law enforcement, that's for damned sure.

[Rsmacker]

I heard on FOX News that the guy that found the "rubber" Bigfoot was on disability leave from the sheriff's office. According to FOX, the Sheriff was pretty pissed off that the man's "outside of work" activities were spilling over to his job.

Yeah! He should keep his activities planting evidence and lying about it to office hours only. What was he thinking? Mind you, he's been looking for this Bigfoot corpse ever since he found a 12" rubber dong in his wife's bedside cabinet. He just thought he'd found the rest of it at last.