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  • #31
    Originally posted by wilkinsi View Post
    That's just taking the piss. My girlfriend has 4 tattoos. I tend not to notice them as they're very small except the smoking gun on her lower back. They're subtle but not scrappy and oversized.
    Yeah, but she did them herself, that's why they aren't perfect. The smoking gun one covers up the scar from the operation to remove her tail. (I'm not stooping so low as to question the very idea you have a girlfriend. Noooooo, not me)

    Anyway, back to the thread, I think that tattooed chick is "special". And I have e-mailed her to tell her so. I expect to be proposing marriage by Tuesday.
    So I woke up,rolled over and who was lying next to me? Only Bonnie Langford!

    I nearly broke her back

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    • #32
      Originally posted by Rsmacker View Post
      The smoking gun one covers up the scar from the operation to remove her tail.
      Brutal, but stinking hilarious.
      "POOP"

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      • #33
        On her left???? Rslicker, you twunt.
        Fuck ebay, fuck paypal

        "Finger on the trigger, back against the wall. Counting rounds and voices, not enough to kill them all" (Ihsahn).

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        • #34


          :ROTF:

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          • #35
            Fuck ebay, fuck paypal

            "Finger on the trigger, back against the wall. Counting rounds and voices, not enough to kill them all" (Ihsahn).

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            • #36
              I raise your cat one cow....

              GTWGITS! - RacerX

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              • #37
                She must fuck some pretty ugly guys, cuz she's just FUGLY herself.
                You took too much, man. Too much. Too much.

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                • #38


                  "I'm Dr. Jones and I'll be performing your gall bladder removal"
                  "POOP"

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                  • #39
                    linky not worky. actually,don't bother. i feel so sick... (runs for the toilet)
                    Fuck ebay, fuck paypal

                    "Finger on the trigger, back against the wall. Counting rounds and voices, not enough to kill them all" (Ihsahn).

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                    • #40
                      Originally posted by SEEGERMANY View Post


                      "I'm Dr. Jones and I'll be performing your gall bladder removal"
                      Skittles... taste the rainbow.
                      I feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling.

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                      • #41
                        color me dumbfounded!
                        "Wow,... that was some of the hardest rockin ever. Hardest to listen too."
                        --floydkramer

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                        • #42

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                          • #43
                            That is just fucking wrong. If I ever have a daughter and she got tattoos like those.... *sudden splitting headache and blurred vision*
                            "I would have banned you for taking part in hijacking and derailing a thread when you could have started your own thread about your own topic." - Unknown

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                            • #44
                              Originally posted by dk1ben View Post
                              Yea, with an 8 lb. sledge hammer.
                              "POOP"

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                              • #45
                                She's FUGLY and she really needs to convert to Scientology or she'll die.
                                I wish my hair-color was EDS :/

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