Any of you English blokes.....

[Rsmacker]

I was doing government work in conjunction with the British at Porton Down.

Ah yes, I recall you mentioning that place before, the name makes the hair stand up on the back of my neck. I shall be keeping well clear of the New Inn now then, especially if you left your wellies there.

(Are you trying to find out if the landlord has had any strange illnesses by any chance?)

[Rsmacker]

Damn! I'm English?

No, you're a colonial. Now, carry my suitcases, and be quick about it or you'll feel the bite of my horsewhip.

[bombtek]

"Ah yes, I recall you mentioning that place before, the name makes the hair stand up on the back of my neck. I shall be keeping well clear of the New Inn now then, especially if you left your wellies there.

(Are you trying to find out if the landlord has had any strange illnesses by any chance?)"

LOL
No man, they are just good people that I lost touch with and should give a call to see how they're doin is all.
And Porton Down is very picturesque not at all a frightening place. If the rabbit population out on the plains is any indication of how things are there, I think that everything is fine LOL. (Course I would NEVER hunt them for dinner though).

[toejam]

nothing funnier than dna similar caucasians slighted over langauge minor dialect subtleties.

in other words, get over it, YOU ALL ARE WHITE!!!!

I'm very white! I'm Irish, English, Danish, Welsh and Scottish from my mom's side of the family. I'm Italian from my dad's side. I hate my mom for giving me the really pale gene and having no chance in the sun!

[VitaminG]

No, you're a colonial. Now, carry my suitcases, and be quick about it or you'll feel the bite of my horsewhip.

sorry, sir. yes, sir. forgot my place for a moment there, sir. please, sir, may I have another?

[dangerous_dave]

He's Welsh, but I believe it's South Wales, and that means he's English, according to my Dad's side of the family (ie. they only speak English when they are phoning someone to tell them their holiday home is on fire).

Sorry Bombtek, never been to Salisbury, let alone the New Inn. Are you still waiting for your order of Scampi or something? The service in pubs these days is shocking.

Good pub= McCoys

Bad pub= Walkers

[shobet]

I hate to break it to you, but until you actually win your independence from British rule, like we did, you're English

Win? How, with something like a game of rounders, oops sorry baseball? Or a nice game of tiddly-winks.

Ha ha, no..I think he actually IS English! He's not Welsh or Scottish, I think Macclesield, while being full of homosexuals, IS in England.

I was forced to move to Spackersfield, I don't think anyone one in their right mind would choose to live here. I rest my case, doo-lally-tap-cloud-nine-beep-beep!

He's Welsh, but I believe it's South Wales, and that means he's English, according to my Dad's side of the family (ie. they only speak English when they are phoning someone to tell them their holiday home is on fire).

Bring, bring... Ta Ta, tŷ ha'

Good pub= McCoys

Bad pub= Walkers

I always judge a pub by the quality of it's pickled eggs.

[SEEGERMANY]

"Joe's family crest"

[Spivonious]

Why go to Salisbury when you can go to Scotland instead?

[MartinBarre]

Why go to Salisbury when you can go to Scotland instead?

To be fair, Salisbury is nice, and Stone'enge is there. I mean, Spinal Tap wrote a song about it, it HAS to be cool.

[Rsmacker]

Why go to Salisbury when you can go to Scotland instead?

Hahahahaha! Because it is populated by deep-fried Mars Bar eating alcoholic wife beating misers, who put Englishmen inside wicker men and burn them. Or, at the very least, charge them extra for everything.

And they have absolutely no interest in discussing the good old days over a couple of pints of Tennants, of how successful the Highland Clearances were and what spiffing shooting country resulted from them.

Miserable bass'as, kiss ma bawbag.


(Mind you, they had the last laugh, they gave us Cuntface Brown and Mr Darling, not to mention Gorbals Mick and all the rest of them down there in Westminster putting my petrol prices up and inviting half of Eastern Europe into my country.)

[Gartron]

Don't forget smacker:

No water rates,
Free prescriptions on the NHS
MILLLIONS of pounds in subsidies paid by english tax payers
Free Uni places

and best of all , we have our own parliment, but can still vote on English matters in Westminster...that have fuck all to do with us...!!

[Guyver1]

He's Welsh, but I believe it's South Wales, and that means he's English, according to my Dad's side of the family (ie. they only speak English when they are phoning someone to tell them their holiday home is on fire).

Sorry Bombtek, never been to Salisbury, let alone the New Inn. Are you still waiting for your order of Scampi or something? The service in pubs these days is shocking.

thats like saying anyone from northern england isnt really english coz your not middle class and dont have a grasp of the queens english.....

<---- south wales

the welsh valleys IS Welsh, those northern tossers are just snobish farmers who are gutted the Captial is in the south (where i might add everyone speaks english).
The strongest welsh heritage and history and 'sterotyping' comes from the welsh mining valleys in the south, where I proudly live!!

[Guyver1]

who put Englishmen inside wicker men and burn them. Or, at the very least, charge them extra for everything

sounds like a great place!!!

its no more than you german's deserve

GOD SAVE ZEE QWEEN!!!!

[MartinBarre]

Hahahahaha! Because it is populated by deep-fried Mars Bar eating alcoholic wife beating misers, who put Englishmen inside wicker men and burn them. Or, at the very least, charge them extra for everything.

And they have absolutely no interest in discussing the good old days over a couple of pints of Tennants, of how successful the Highland Clearances were and what spiffing shooting country resulted from them.

Miserable bass'as, kiss ma bawbag.


(Mind you, they had the last laugh, they gave us Cuntface Brown and Mr Darling, not to mention Gorbals Mick and all the rest of them down there in Westminster putting my petrol prices up and inviting half of Eastern Europe into my country.)

You also just used one of OUR words - bawbag. Credit where it's due eh?