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  • #16
    Originally posted by Norton View Post
    I can kill mosquitos by clapping them between my hands, but punching a bat ....it's outta my league.
    LOL It's not like he was trying to punch the bat. It was just a freak thing. The bat came out of nowhere and just happened to fly into my brother's fist as he was swinging at a friend while wrestling around.
    I feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling.

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    • #17
      Originally posted by Joe_Steeler View Post
      Damn dude!!! very careful!!

      You are going to get visited by a much larger cousin of his any of these nights, he is going to hang you upside down and spank you in the booty with his BatWhip that he gets out of his BatBelt once he is out of his BatMobile.
      No, he's safe, I live in England.

      Anyway, I'm er...... Kingfisher Man in a Mercedes Van!
      So I woke up,rolled over and who was lying next to me? Only Bonnie Langford!

      I nearly broke her back

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      • #18
        Originally posted by toejam View Post
        LOL It's not like he was trying to punch the bat. It was just a freak thing. The bat came out of nowhere and just happened to fly into my brother's fist as he was swinging at a friend while wrestling around.

        Yeah yeah, I got it, it was a coincidence. But you should know that, nothing in this world, is coincidence.
        I wish my hair-color was EDS :/

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        • #19
          You're lucky you didn't hit the real batman, Adam West wouldn't take that. He be all like "POW!"

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          • #20
            Actually I think he'd be all like "SPLAT!"
            I want to depart this world the same way I arrived; screaming and covered in someone else's blood

            The most human thing we can do is comfort the afflicted and afflict the comfortable.

            My Blog: http://newcenstein.com

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