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    Satan is Using Olympics Volleyball

    "Satan is Using Olympics Volleyball to Get Young Boys to Masturbate!"

    Horror of horrors! Read all about it from Landover Baptist!


    WARNING: Satan is Using Olympics Volleyball to Get Young Boys to Masturbate!
    http://www.landoverbaptist.org/2008/august/olympicvolleyball.html
    Satan is in our midst, my friends! The Devil is using the 2008 Olympic volleyball team to lure young men like sultry sirens into the pit of iniquity.



    "Masturbating Baptist Boys' Clubs!"....sorry, that's just soooo wrong....:ROTF:

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    "It's because the speed of light is superior to the speed of sound that so many people look shiny before they actually sound stupid"

    "All pleasure comes at someone Else's expense"

    The internet is where, The men are men, the women are men, and the children are FBI agents.
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    "Dear Dr. Bill,
    I work with a woman who is about 5 feet tall and weighs close to 450 pounds and has more facial hair than ZZ Top." - Jack The Riffer

    "OK, we can both have Ben..joint custody. I'll have him on the weekends. We could go out in my Cobra and give people the finger..weather permitting of course.." -Bill Z. Bub

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    • #3
      That's my favorite satire site in the history of the world. So fucking good.
      You took too much, man. Too much. Too much.

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      • #4
        While reading through that site something tried to access my computer and now I got malware....blah...twas funny though

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        • #5
          and volleyball get old people masturbating also . .
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          • #6
            "They were all on the bedroom floor covered in sweat, their stiffened purple tallywhackers pointing in every direction." :ROTF:
            Don't forget the corn. It's nutritious, delicious, and ribbed for her pleasure.

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            • #7
              WTF...you mean that there is others like me out there?

              this is quite upsetting but amusing.
              "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
              Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

              "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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              • #8
                And just look at the ads on the right and left. One's promoting McCain and the one on the left says "Worship our godly ruler!" and has a link to whitehouse.org with a picture of Bush.


                Smart people.
                I wish my hair-color was EDS :/

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                • #9
                  yeah, that site is whack. I stay faithful to the good ole boys of Westboro Baptist Church.

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                  • #10
                    You guys do know that this site is fake, right?
                    Scott

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Spivonious View Post
                      You guys do know that this site is fake, right?
                      Oh yeah, I know that. I wonder if any actual Fundamentalist Christians found that site and thought it was real? Ooh, would they be in for a surprise!
                      "Dear Dr. Bill,
                      I work with a woman who is about 5 feet tall and weighs close to 450 pounds and has more facial hair than ZZ Top." - Jack The Riffer

                      "OK, we can both have Ben..joint custody. I'll have him on the weekends. We could go out in my Cobra and give people the finger..weather permitting of course.." -Bill Z. Bub

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                      • #12
                        i used to beat my lil guy like a red headed step child when i watch gabby reese years ago... I am a better man for it.

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