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  • #1

    Be proud of me!

    I stuck my willy in somebody famous and very pretty.

    And I think I owe it to the great religion of Pudology, BillzBub proud chairman!


    HEY YOU DONT BE SILLYYYYY PUT A CONDOM ON YOUR WILLYYYYY


    More at 11 from Ric Romero!
    You took too much, man. Too much. Too much.
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  • #2
    Well Now..this is a surpise!!! Does this mean I got lucky too..by proxy!!
    Fuggin' awesome..so, who did we nail??!!
    "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
    Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

    "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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    • #3
      Let me guess, the singer from Tokio Hotel?
      I feel festive all year round. Deal with it.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by levantin View Post
        Let me guess, the singer from Tokio Hotel?
        :ROTF:
        I feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling.

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        • #5
          ..I'm guessing Paris Hilton!!!

          ummm Sarah Palin..you better have worn a rubber. You can't even use the same bar a soap without knocking her up!!! I'd like to plant some marijuana seeds in that thing..and grow some crazy mutant alaskan buddage!!!
          "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
          Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

          "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by levantin View Post
            Let me guess, the singer from Tokio Hotel?
            hahah that cracked me up
            "I hate these filthy neutrals! With enemies, you know where they stand. But with neutrals... who knows? It sickens me!"

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            • #7
              Scarlett Johannsen?
              Scott

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              • #8
                Oh yeahh.....that's nice!!!

                or

                Jessica Alba..???

                I wouldn't even fuck Jessica Alba..I'd suckle on her minge for 3 or 4 days!!
                "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                • #9
                  Kim Clijsters ?
                  Enjoying a rum and coke, just didn't have any coke...

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                  • #10
                    Wrapping the Hustler mag layout of Jenna Jameson around your pud does not qualify as putting your willy in someone famous....

                    :ROTF:
                    GTWGITS! - RacerX

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Hellbat View Post
                      Wrapping the Hustler mag layout of Jenna Jameson around your pud does not qualify as putting your willy in someone famous....

                      :ROTF:
                      That doesn't mean it's not worth doing, though!
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                      "Artists should be free to spend their days mastering their craft so that working people can toil away in a more beautiful world."
                      - Ken M

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                      • #12
                        Kirk Hammett?

                        Just kidding with you. I know you're going to slam me anyway.
                        MakeAJazzNoiseHere: You kidding me? I'd suck her fartbox dry in a heartbeat. 9/29/2011 quote about Megan Fox

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                        • #13
                          Cool for you dude...

                          Can you say or is it all "tip top" secret?

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                          • #14
                            are you David Spade?
                            shawnlutz.com

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                            • #15
                              let me guess Lars????
                              “The modern definition of "racist" is "someone who is winning an argument with a liberal”

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