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"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.
Gay? A parody? A joke? Dang why is everyone hatin' on the Maestro?
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"Artists should be free to spend their days mastering their craft so that working people can toil away in a more beautiful world."
- Ken M
Gay? A parody? A joke? Dang why is everyone hatin' on the Maestro?
We love the Yngwinator..we just think he's silly with the swords and midievil knightery..
Of course I use the term "gay" as schoolyard slang for stupid, dumb, whatever. I'm not implying Yngwie is a homosexual. In that case Halford would have been a much better choice than the Ripper..kidding!
man, that's a vision.
"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.
Yngwie claims he's never listened to Jason Becker.
Becker > Yngwie.
Yeah right.."Rising Force" is the name of the artwork on the first '78 Uli Jon Roth album "Earthquake"..The title appears on the back cover of the record.
"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.
He looks like the love child of Ted Nugent and Sebastian Bach.
"You have a pud..your wife has a face. Next time she bitches..I'd play cock bongos on her cheeks..all four of them!" - Bill Z.
I just just had a sudden urge to sugga dick..! If I wore that guitar and didn't suck male genitalia..somethin' is very wrong! - Bill Z.
Once I saw Yngwie doing high kicks while having a spandex malfunction. I think he was trying to unleash the focking fury!
"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.
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