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  • #16
    Here..here's all of Yngwie's gay cd covers..the re-issues are not even here. I guess I'm the only lucky one that bought 'em.

    Behold the gayness.http://www.seekacover.com/cd/Yngwie+Malmsteen
    "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
    Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

    "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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    • #17
      Gay? A parody? A joke? Dang why is everyone hatin' on the Maestro?
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      • #18
        Where are the damned donuts?

        Fok them oll.
        Mr. Patience.... ask for a free consultation.

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        • #19
          Originally posted by thetroy View Post

          I hope this is in some way a tribute to Jason Becker, given the title...
          Yngwie claims he's never listened to Jason Becker.


          Becker > Yngwie.
          Originally posted by horns666
          The only thing I choke during sex is, my chicken..especially when I wanna glaze my wife's buns.

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          • #20
            Originally posted by Axewielder View Post
            Gay? A parody? A joke? Dang why is everyone hatin' on the Maestro?
            We love the Yngwinator..we just think he's silly with the swords and midievil knightery..

            Of course I use the term "gay" as schoolyard slang for stupid, dumb, whatever. I'm not implying Yngwie is a homosexual. In that case Halford would have been a much better choice than the Ripper..kidding!

            man, that's a vision.
            "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
            Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

            "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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            • #21
              Originally posted by Jacksons Shred View Post
              Yngwie claims he's never listened to Jason Becker.


              Becker > Yngwie.

              Yeah right.."Rising Force" is the name of the artwork on the first '78 Uli Jon Roth album "Earthquake"..The title appears on the back cover of the record.
              "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
              Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

              "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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              • #22
                Originally posted by Jacksons Shred View Post
                Yngwie claims he's never listened to Jason Becker.


                Becker > Yngwie.
                Whatever!! he ate Jason Becker and Jenny Craig.

                He tried to eat Chuck Norris and that was the end of that.
                Mr. Patience.... ask for a free consultation.

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                • #23
                  i'm not shocked, i mean, what about this one

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                  • #24
                    two words: HAIR BRA

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                    • #25
                      Is "Four Horsemen" a Metallica cover?
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                      • #26
                        He looks like the love child of Ted Nugent and Sebastian Bach.
                        "You have a pud..your wife has a face. Next time she bitches..I'd play cock bongos on her cheeks..all four of them!" - Bill Z.
                        I just just had a sudden urge to sugga dick..! If I wore that guitar and didn't suck male genitalia..somethin' is very wrong! - Bill Z.

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                        • #27
                          I think he plays better when he's fat!

                          Once I saw Yngwie doing high kicks while having a spandex malfunction. I think he was trying to unleash the focking fury!
                          "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                          Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                          "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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