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New Apple ITit

09-13-2008, 08:19 PM

Appleannounced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. TheiTitwill cost from $499 to $699, depending on cup and speaker size.

This is considered a major social breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them

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09-13-2008, 08:20 PM

Boo! That's a horrid joke!

"Dear Dr. Bill,
I work with a woman who is about 5 feet tall and weighs close to 450 pounds and has more facial hair than ZZ Top." - Jack The Riffer

"OK, we can both have Ben..joint custody. I'll have him on the weekends. We could go out in my Cobra and give people the finger..weather permitting of course.." -Bill Z. Bub
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09-13-2008, 09:45 PM

when is the iPud coming out?

...that taste like tart, lemon yogart
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09-13-2008, 09:54 PM

Hail yesterday
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09-14-2008, 10:57 AM

Originally posted by ABSOLUT CHARVEL View Post

when is the iPud coming out?

Right after Bill sells them the rights of the name.

I wish my hair-color was EDS :/
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