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  • #31
    Hey Mike!!
    Funny you mention that I've played Kansas "Fight Fire With Fire"

    Tell you what, the day I play Wham on my machine is the day I sever my sacred pouch and mail it to Georgie Michael
    Mr. Patience.... ask for a free consultation.

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    • #32
      I'm sorry but this is hilarious! I expected this topic to be serious. Then I read the ABBA thing and proceeded to burst out laughing! then I read the responses and laughed even more. Now I have a headache.

      I don't know what you could do. Microwave his CD? The aforementioned replace it with something good. Get him a "Good will" present of a set of headphones?
      "Dear Dr. Bill,
      I work with a woman who is about 5 feet tall and weighs close to 450 pounds and has more facial hair than ZZ Top." - Jack The Riffer

      "OK, we can both have Ben..joint custody. I'll have him on the weekends. We could go out in my Cobra and give people the finger..weather permitting of course.." -Bill Z. Bub

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      • #33
        Dude he's got like a million MP3s!!!! I can't fight evil!!!???

        I am ranting late in the day, a fucknut walks in from next door and hear me and goes "I love ABBA too!! I have the Gold Collection next door". I had an instant nosebleed, packed my shit, drove down to the gas station got a 44 oz Mountain Dew and went home.
        Mr. Patience.... ask for a free consultation.

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        • #34
          Originally posted by Joe_Steeler View Post
          Dude he's got like a million MP3s!!!! I can't fight evil!!!???

          I am ranting late in the day, a fucknut walks in from next door and hear me and goes "I love ABBA too!! I have the Gold Collection next door". I had an instant nosebleed, packed my shit, drove down to the gas station got a 44 oz Mountain Dew and went home.
          Oh wow this situation is worse than I first predicted. I guess the old "fight fire with fire" thing is about the only route you have left.
          "Dear Dr. Bill,
          I work with a woman who is about 5 feet tall and weighs close to 450 pounds and has more facial hair than ZZ Top." - Jack The Riffer

          "OK, we can both have Ben..joint custody. I'll have him on the weekends. We could go out in my Cobra and give people the finger..weather permitting of course.." -Bill Z. Bub

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          • #35
            I just flat out refuse to go down to their level. I know I will just feel dirty and less of a man.
            How can I go from Metal mayhem to Wham, Frankie Goes to Hollywood, Dead or Alive, The Human League, etc.

            I might as well off them ABBA lovers and spend the rest of my days painting mural on my 8'X8' cell at the pen. It will be quiet there..... right?!
            Mr. Patience.... ask for a free consultation.

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            • #36
              Noise-canceling headphones? They work well for me when the wanna-be gangster kids at my school blast (c)rap and hippity-hop music.
              "Dear Dr. Bill,
              I work with a woman who is about 5 feet tall and weighs close to 450 pounds and has more facial hair than ZZ Top." - Jack The Riffer

              "OK, we can both have Ben..joint custody. I'll have him on the weekends. We could go out in my Cobra and give people the finger..weather permitting of course.." -Bill Z. Bub

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              • #37
                Originally posted by Cleveland Metal View Post
                I would play some early Merciful Fate... THAT will really bum people out. Maybe you too tho...

                Could always crank some Slayer like Reign In Blood. That seems to bum my neighbors out when they barrage me with bad Puerto Rican pop music for too long.
                Slayer cures ('eh make that kills) all.
                "I''ll say what I'm gonna say, cuz I'm going to Hell anyway!"

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                • #38
                  My question is, why haven't you already killed him?

                  Just askin...

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                  • #39
                    have you considered setting his CD in a jelly mould?
                    Hail yesterday

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                    • #40
                      Originally posted by Carbuff View Post
                      Go with your initial thought, kill him.
                      It may be the only way..Kill! Kill! Kill!

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                      • #41
                        Originally posted by horns666 View Post
                        Fuck everything!!!

                        YOKO ONO..Play this!!!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NANDN...eature=related
                        *** I wish i could ask John Lennon one question... "That must have
                        been some AMAZING PUSSY? Huh? Cause how did you manage to find
                        this utter turd puppet??

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                        • #42
                          Originally posted by Joe_Steeler View Post
                          I just flat out refuse to go down to their level. I know I will just feel dirty and less of a man.
                          How can I go from Metal mayhem to Wham, Frankie Goes to Hollywood, Dead or Alive, The Human League, etc.

                          I might as well off them ABBA lovers and spend the rest of my days painting mural on my 8'X8' cell at the pen. It will be quiet there..... right?!
                          With any luck the warden would be an even bigger Abba fan. lol
                          |My CSG gallery|
                          (CSG=AlexL=awesome)

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                          • #43
                            That would be my luck. The warden AND my cell mate Bubba would be huge ABBA fans. Guess you could always break out in an office dance singing to YMCA?
                            In an insane world, only the sane seem crazy.

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                            • #44
                              This is starting to sound like an episode of The Office. lol
                              |My CSG gallery|
                              (CSG=AlexL=awesome)

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                              • #45
                                you could also spike his cofee with chineese infamil !!!!!!!!!
                                Enjoying a rum and coke, just didn't have any coke...

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