People are goofy...craigslist endeavor..

[LouSiffer]

Well, through a long story, I have 3 Xbox 360's. I put one up for trade on craigslist with a dozen games. I advertised I was willing to trade for sporting goods, music equipment, electronics, etc. In value with the game console and the cost of games at their original store price, there is over a grand here. Keep in mind, I know electronics depreciate faster than anything. I am even willing to trade down in value to something if it strikes my fancy. Not looking to hose anyone, not looking to get hosed, these are just items I no longer have any use for.

Here are the offers I got:

1: I had one person offer to trade me even up their broken Xbox 360 for my good one plus my twelve games...their premise was I might be able to sell it for parts. Like its easier to sell a broken one versus a good one with 12 games. Dumbass!!

2: One guy offered to trade me a broken iPhone. I work for Verizon Wireless. I get my phones for free.

3: One guy offered to trade me a VZW Blackberry Pearl with a cracked screen. Read above about iPhone.

4: I had someone offer to trade me a 6 year old golden retriever for it.

5: One guy offered to trade me a 89 Corvette in stupid clean shape, but, I have to cough up $16,500.... hehehe.

6: Someone offered me a litter of kittens. Uhhhhh no.

7: An offer to trade for a Carlo Riberri ( spelling? )... you know those acoustic G-Center gives away for free every now and then when you purchase $200.00 or more.

And so far, my personal favorite...

8: Some dude offered to give me head while I watch straight porn as an even up trade. This is effing great!!!! I am married and the best sex offer I have had in 2 months comes from a strange gay guy with a video game addiction.

I will keep you posted on any more good offers.-Lou

[Ben...]

A six year old golden retriever? Awesome!

[VitaminG]

some people's kids, eh?

I've got a used tissue, some slightly soiled toothpicks & a jar full of belly button lint if you're looking to trade.....

[quadperson]

Damn. I had a good offer, but VitaminG beat me to it.

[Cuthbert]

5: One guy offered to trade me a 89 Corvette in stupid clean shape, but, I have to cough up $16,500.... hehehe.


I love this one.

[Cleveland Metal]

Yeah, 90% of the people on Craigslist are freaks...

Sadly, soon as you mention that sort of electronics, most normal people shy away as there is so much scammage in the name of xbox, iphone, blackberry bold etc...

[LouSiffer]

This morning's offers:

9: A PS3 console only. I have to give him $250.00 as well. I already have a PS3, however, doesn't trade seem a little lopsided to you guys?LOL

10: Woman offered to let me take topless pictures of her.

11: One person, a kid I assume, felt I should give it to him since I was fortunate to have 3 and he has none.

This just keeps getting better.-Lou

[shobet]

Get the woman's pictures up-front (pardon the pun). Just hope she's not the wrong side of 83.

[toejam]

8: Some dude offered to give me head while I watch straight porn as an even up trade. This is effing great!!!! I am married and the best sex offer I have had in 2 months comes from a strange gay guy with a video game addiction.

Did you ask how good he really was at it? :ROTF:

[dg]

I heard he's the best:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYuoHh7gnp0

[toejam]

[jacksoncsplayer]

That was great!

[jgcable]

Lou, my son is looking for an Xbox 360. PM me and we can work out a trade. I have a bunch of gear that I don't use anymore that you might be interested in.
John

[LouSiffer]

Did you ask how good he really was at it? :ROTF:

Never thought about that Toe..... I did go ahead and send him your e-mail addy though :P

Next offers...


12: I have a bunch of old Playboys....would you be willing to trade? My response: Are as many of your pages stuck together as mine?

13: Girl about topless photos offer again.. How about if I toss in a hand job? My response: Just gave one to myself this morning in the shower. Well, I didn't really toss off.....I just held my hand still and fucked the shit out of it. However, if you are hot and have a female friend that is hot, we may be onto something. And by hot, I mean good looking, not hot from being overweight and sweaty.

14: Me with the Carlo Robelli guitar again. I will have you know that these guitars are the best bang for the buck. I am a traveling musician, I know!! My repsonse: The Robelli's may be the best bang for the buck since they are given away for free quite often, so I can not deny your claim their. However, I am thinking you are probably a traveling musician by necessity versus desire. I get a funny feeling you get run out of alot of towns.

15: I know you said your price was $500 firm, but, would you take $300 for it? My repsonse: If it said firm, it means firm. Not flacid or limp. FIRM!! Now, I am willing to trade down to a slightly less valued item. I have no problems with it. If I sell it outright, this is what I want for it.

This just keeps getting better.-Lou

[Cuthbert]

13: Girl about topless photos offer again.. How about if I toss in a hand job? My response: Just gave one to myself this morning in the shower. Well, I didn't really toss off.....I just held my hand still and fucked the shit out of it. However, if you are hot and have a female friend that is hot, we may be onto something. And by hot, I mean good looking, not hot from being overweight and sweaty.

I hope you're joking...