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The Onion rules.
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"Yes,..that's when they used to shove a red hot spike in your peehole until you screamed "yes, yes, godammit ..you fuggin' dicks..I'm a witch..I am witch..you cocksuckers"" horns666Comment
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I wanna rock and work as a claims adjuster!Jackson KV2
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That's fuggin funnyComment
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Love the Onion!
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That's awesome!
"Dear Dr. Bill,
I work with a woman who is about 5 feet tall and weighs close to 450 pounds and has more facial hair than ZZ Top." - Jack The Riffer
"OK, we can both have Ben..joint custody. I'll have him on the weekends. We could go out in my Cobra and give people the finger..weather permitting of course.." -Bill Z. BubComment
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so great
the guitar players look damaged - they've been outcasts all their livesComment
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I wish my hair-color was EDS :/Comment
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They forgot to say that JJ French is still pissed that Ace got chosen over him in KI$$ and is trying to build relationships with $immon's to start taking it up the candy chute as their next scab.
Film at 11.Comment
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Update: Twisted Sister also isn't that hungry anymore, and can barely feel the fire._________________________________________________
"Artists should be free to spend their days mastering their craft so that working people can toil away in a more beautiful world."
- Ken MComment
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I knew this was Onion-related as soon as I read thread title..."Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945)Comment
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