Songs that piss me off....

[wilkinsi]

anything to do with that x factor show. it annoys me how no-one can write their own material, then bastardise what was originally a decent song.

[jgcable]

So many songs...I won't even bother with the current stuff, because there is so much.

Lady in Red: Chris DeBerg (Another Canadian down haha)
Don't Bring Me Down: ELO
I Knew the Bride:
Pretty much everything by Jackson Browne...

Neil Young’s voice and guitar playing always made me wonder how he "made it"...However...This last live release has me convinced that he just smokes too much pot...Because the dude USE to sound good! Check this vid of a very young, Young...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hq0tAoO3-xQ

That was an amazing clip of Neil Young. Its like watching a master class in musicianship.

[RacerX]

I agree with everybody except, I kindsa likes dat Kissed A Girl song!

[OnlineStageGear]

I am cool with Neil as long as he isn't played a guitar solo. Then I want to rip my own skin off.

[Ben...]

I am cool with Neil as long as he isn't played a guitar solo. Then I want to rip my own skin off.

I must agree.

[Rsmacker]

You are not supposed to listen to this stuff in a sober state, aren't you?

And ad chopstick: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clitoromegaly.

Holy fuckaroo! My friend once porked a bird who he reckoned had a clit like a cigar butt, every time we would see her in town, I was completelty unable to talk to her without doing a Jimmy Saville impression. She didn't like me, surprise surprise
That's a very informative Wiki article, that pic shows a bean bigger than some members' erm, well, members.


Speaking of tiny cocks, yep Wilksy-baby, I agree with you, anything to do with the X-factor is utter bollocks. Apart from the butchery of music, a large part of that program is based upon taking the piss out of the mentally deficient. Now that, in my book, just isn't cricket, they can't help being deluded half-wits.


Mikestrat, it sounds like fucking "chopstick" to me and I think I only heard it about 25,000 times on my hols. Perhaps it was the alcohol clouding my ears (as well as my judgement on more than one occasion. Oh, the painful memories, the things I did........ )

[MartinBarre]

I only just saw that video today, about kissing a girl. My first thought was "she's not that hot, kinda plain looking actually". My second thought was, "I'd fuck her in every hole available."
Just goes to show how opinions change.

[Rsmacker]

Yep, the more pints drunk, the more attractive they become.

[MartinBarre]

Yep, the more pints drunk, the more attractive they become.

I wasn't drinking, she just became more sexually attractive the more I looked at her. I mean, it's not like she's ugly.
And if she's into girls, smoking my pink cigar should be easy for her.

[RacerX]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZ3Z1a7TDKg

[Chasbo]

I really freakin hate that song that starts "I can ride a bike with no handlebars". It makes me want to hunt that bastard down and kick him in the balls.

[Razor]

Anything by Neil Young, Bob Dylan and any gansta rap.

[Phantom Hawk]

That Bleeding Love song. I rarely listen to the radio, but for a while I still heard that song 50 times a day. I just couldn't escape it. Its like people saying "Git er done". It was ok the first 20 times you said it, so STFU already ! Anyone who plays that song should get the George Carlin treatment ........ locked in a portable toilet and set on fire.

[gotwtt]

Anything by Neil Young, Bob Dylan and any gansta rap.

neil young sorry he's a great songwriter old man is a classic listen

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=x_fZmiE-mmY

[toejam]

Except for the first song on Iron Maiden's Virtual XI, the whole album pisses me off. The choruses repeat over and over again, and it's like Nicko went on vacation while they programmed a drum machine to play steady, boring beats.