New 401K Plan

[stevieb91]

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago,
you
will have $49.00 today.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you will have
$33.00 today.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago,
you
will have $0.00 today.
But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drunk all
the
beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you will
have
received $214.00.
Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink
heavily &
recycle. It is called the 401-Keg.

[Axewielder]

I ran the numbers again, yep, makes sense to me!