Two priests.

[zeegler]

Two Priests are using a restroom at the Vatican.
One of them looks down at the other one's penis and notices there's a Nicoderm patch on it.
He looks up at the other priest and says, 'I believe you're supposed to put that patch on your arm or
shoulder, not your penis.'
The other one replies, 'No, It's working just fine. I'm down to two butts a day.'

[Endrik]

:ROTF: nice, I bet Luis Bunuel would have loved to use that one in one of his films

[phill_up]

OMG I'm sending that to my girlfriend

[Hellbat]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VABSoHYQr6k

[Ben...]

[rjohnstone]

That was fuckin' great!
I laughed out loud on that one. My whole office thinks I'm nuts.

[Carbuff]

Ok, a Priest and a Rabbi are sitting at a table talking. Right next to them a 10 year old boy bends over to pick something up from the floor. The Priest says," I'd like to fuck him." The Rabbi turns to him and says, "Out of what?"

[phill_up]

carbuff for the win!