Son of Horns666..14th Birthday!

[Norton]

He's at a great age. Who don't you make him get into martial arts? He could kick some criminal ass instead of you

[Shawn Lutz]

Happy Birfday Vin-man!

My oldest is 14 too and in 9th grade and high school. My youngest just turned 13 and in 7th grade. Its cool ahving kids this age cause I can say whatever I want...they actually get all the jokes I never said when they were much younger

I wish I could get them in guitar...they both have them but show little interest..they are more into skateboarding, sports and X box than wanting to jam

[Rsmacker]

Make sure you smell the young tyke's fingers when he comes home, hopefully he'll tell you he's been eating scampi, honest, that's why they smell that way.

If they smell of, well, dirtbox, just pray he went for the pink before the stink, but give him the "cross-contamination" lecture just in case.

If they smell of cheese..........well, give him more time.

And don't give him a hard time when he comes home pissed and spews up in bed.

[Snoogans]

To Vin-Z-Bub!

[sevser]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY VIN! Almost a Halloween B-Day...Soooo close...how fitting that would have been! Couldn't Val just have held on a couple more days??? geeeeshhh!!! My B-day is on Thursday...Isn't that "Hell Night" or somthin???

[horns666]

Thanks guys..Vin got a big kick and a laugh with this. He was laughing at Rsmacker's post..imagine that.

Yeah Vinny was supposed to be a Halloweenie Beenie baby..but he couldn't wait to come outta there..You can't blame him really.

[lerxstcat]

He wants to jump the gun and one day supplant Halloween with Vinoween!

[SEEGERMANY]

Hey Bill, don't make the same mistake I made. I promised my son a trip to the nudie bar when he turned 18. Next thing I knew, he was dating a stripper!

[horns666]

Rich..everday is Weenieween with that kid!!

SeeGee..my brother always dates strippers. Evertime he falls in love with one..they run away!! He's an asshole..

[Dred]

Aah, fourteen... What a magical time... Too bad I already had cleaned up my act by then, so it was not something memorable... No more 20 ciggies a night with beer everywhere overnight having, to deal with the law and whoever I was living with the next day... Anyway, happy very belated 14th B-day to lil Horns Jr.! Also, to add on to Rsmacker's suggestion, cross contamination won't happen if you use the shocker. After all, that's what it's for. Just something I thought I'd mention
Another happy late B-Day

[Jayster]

the shocker

[Dred]

Two in the pink, and one in the stink!

[Endrik]

14 is a riot, I'm sure one of the local headlines is going to be "Dark Marsupial the II caught drilling a glory hole into the confession cabinet of Cleveland's church"

I had great time, I had hair down to my ass, I started playing guitar and wearing a leather jacket, I visited the principal's office every week, I managed to piss off more people than ever. The final year in elementary school but there was no studying, durning the exams it was party 24/7. It was all about pussy and rock'n'roll. Somehow I managed to graduate with decent grades. It was one of the last years I was good in sports. I never recovered.

It's going to be great kid!

[Jacksons Shred]

Two in the pink, and one in the stink!

Two in the goo, one in the poo.

[horns666]

You fuggin' twisted double sickly mudderfuggers..

Well, Vin and us ceratinly enjoyed this fuggin' birfday thread. Y'know his daddy was a turky baster goddamit!!

Here's a pic of my pack. Man, I must shave off my fuggin' 'stache, and just keep the fuggin' skunk. I look like such a fuggin' Cheech with that on my lip!!!

Here's my fuggin' kid and wife..look how small my wife is..yes, its nice!



The girls dig my kid..He looks like a 'Vinny..that lil' fuggin' Dago...

Thanks guys...you rule!!

So what's the vote...keep the full goatee or just the goat?

PS...ULI!!!!!!!!