Son of Horns666..14th Birthday!

[Rsmacker]

Heeeeeey maaaan, you been smoking that Acapulco gold? You ARE Cheech Marin! I laughed out loud when I saw that.

As for the Shocker, good in theory, not so good in practice, difficult to get the pinky in comfortably (for you, not her!). Far better is the Bowling Grip, also handy for picking up women who have drunk so much Bacardi Breezer they have pissed themselves.

[SEEGERMANY]

The goat just needs a trim. Next time you shave your sack, move north and trim on the stache.

[Jacksons Shred]

Dude, don't even think about trimming your shit up.

You are a fucking viking afterall.