I need help!!!

[Ben...]

I have a Halloween party to go to tomorrow and no ideas for a costume. You guys and gals have any? All I've thought of so far is going as my friend. The only rule is that it can't be overly offensive(I.E: Superman in a wheelchair or a priest with a fake kid with his head at crotch level). It also can't be too expensive. Any help would be much appreciated.

[Jason1212]

So tying a potato to your junk and saying you're a dick tater is out of the question? Hit a thrift store and try to find something to wear there. A cheap suit can be used for so many costumes (used car salesman, detective, politician). That and as the evening goes on you can tell each person that asks you what are something different.

[toejam]

So tying a potato to your junk and saying you're a dick tater is out of the question?

:ROTF: Brilliant! I think I'm going to do that.

[Ben...]

I'm liking the used car salesman so far. Any more ideas anyone?

[Hellbat]

Zombies are easy to do. Get a cheap suit, cut it, rip it, and generally dirty it up. Put on your best Ozzy Osbourne eye makeup and shamble around mumbling "Brains..... Brains.... Hungry....."

The best part is suit jackets usually have at least one inside pocket for a flask/baggie.

[Jayster]

I bought a beer can costume from party city 30$ ,it's probalbly a little late for mail order tho .good luck

[Dred]

I was going to go to the Motorhead gig as Agent Sands from Once Upon a Time in Mexico, but since I'm not going, that costume is out of the question.

Black jeans, a black button shirt, black footwear and black shades with some "blood" dripping out of the eyesockets would do the trick for a quick costume. For uber-awesomeness you could try and find a gold beltbuckle with a hashplant on it.

I'm guessing dressing up as a guy who had his eyes ripped out of his skull, would be a tad offensive...

[guitarsjb]

Tie a pan to your junk and you can be Peter Pan.
Ooops, probably falls under that offensive thing too..sorry.

Go as a rockstar....you probably have all the stuff for that already.

[Ben...]

The used car salesman thing is a go. I found a powder blue suit that fits me perfectly in my brother's closet. I also found a Looney Tunes tie. I'm thinking either used car salesman or Don Johnson.

[surfdork]

Yeah, get a cheap suit from the thrift store...grab some halloween makeup, then pick one of the four KISS guys...instant Dressed To Kill look.

[Jack The Riffer]

The used car salesman thing is a go. I found a powder blue suit that fits in my brother's closet. I also found a Looney Tunes tie. I'm thinking either used car salesman or Don Johnson.

What does the suit fitting in your brother's closet have to do with you wearing it?

[Ben...]

What does the suit fitting in your brother's closet have to do with you wearing it?

Oops, forgot some words, typical me.

I'm thinking either Don Johnson(Pending that I find sunglasses) or a cheesy 80's comedian(crappy jokes and all).

[Jayster]

Oops, forgot some words, typical me.

I'm thinking a cheesy 80's comedian(crappy jokes and all).

may I recommend ;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Mz3gyNGO5w

none more cheezy
plus you almost get to be Don Johnson at the same time :ROTF:

[Rsmacker]

Make sure you get a plastic alligator if you go as Don Johnson. (Find someone who has a Steve Irwin outfit, they won't be needing it any more)

[Ben...]

Okay. That be hilarious. Carry around a pet alligator. I'd introduce him "Hey everyone, this is Elvis!"...