HBD Wilkinsi!!!

[Jack The Riffer]

Happy Birthday Wilkinsi!! Hope you had a great day!!!

[horns666]

I get sloppy seconds...ew.

Hope you has a great day ..pumpkin baby

Ballz..

..did you and rsmacker bump balls on that thing??:ROTF:,..scheeeeet...high five!

[wilkinsi]

The photo is actually of Shobet's place. I can't imagine how such a place could be classed as habitable

[shobet]

Back into the cage, gimpy!

What did you get apart from crabs and a visit to the special clinic?

[wilkinsi]

Didn't catch any disease. I was given clothes for my birthday. So you don't deny that sesspit is yours Shobet? I would be ashamed to have a place like that. Have you ever considered opening your window? Using a hoover, clean the food off the walls? Do some washing? Use a bin for waste? Nooo...

[shobet]

No, I'm too busy fucking your plastic girlfriend, with the brillo pad pubes.

[wilkinsi]

I don't have a girlfriend. And the girl I was fucking isn't plastic

[neilli]

I'm probably late now, but whatever - Happy birthday fella

[Rsmacker]

I was given clothes for my birthday.

Aren't you going to thank me for the Naughty Schoolgirl Outfit I bought you? It took ages to find one in wipe-clean PVC. He wears it sooooo well folks, just like Britney (if you turn the lights down reaaaally low)

Oh, and everyone, Wilksy-baby did blow out all the candles on his cake, and his wish came true, for four hours solid.
And that wasn't all he blew that night, eh sweetie?
Hell of an appetite, that fella, who would have thunk it, looking at his pasty puny body and spotty mush, but he's a fucking TARDIS (bigger on the inside than he looks on the outside), and so absorbent. Like a human spooge sponge.

Belated Happy Birthday hunnikins, can't wait till we get together for another fudge-packathon again soon, you wore me out.

And say hi to Jodie-the-pig, where exactly did she hide that fire extinguisher. No, don't answer that........

[wilkinsi]

In your dreams twunt. Didn't happen and never will.

[Phantom Hawk]

You guys are all crazy :ROTF: HBD Simon !

[gotwtt]

lol

[Ben...]

I knew it would happen and I knew it would be hilarious.

[shobet]

So you don't deny that sesspit is yours Shobet?

Can't be my place, you can see the floors in that picture.

I would be ashamed to have a place like that. Have you ever considered opening your window? Using a hoover, clean the food off the walls? Do some washing? Use a bin for waste? Nooo...

I don't have the luxury of living at my parents, is that what you get asked when you don't do your chores?

[wilkinsi]

Not at all. I pay £355 a month, I do all my own cleaning and still help out sorting the rest of the house. It's the whinging about how much gas, electric and water I don't like. Parents' gratitude for ya. It's not me that's pushing the electric into £300 per quarter. And given I've been living there over a year, it's not my fucking fault the gas/electric companies are jacking up the prices. But uncleanliness is not an excuse Shobet. But I guess you're as they say - "Happy as a pig in shit".