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  • #31
    Originally posted by wilkinsi
    But I guess you're as they say - "Happy as a pig in shit".
    I'd rather be as "Happy as a pig in shit" than fucking one!
    Fwopping, you know you want to!

    VI VI VI: the editor of the Beast!

    There are 10 kinds of people who understand binary. Those who do and those who don't.

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    • #32
      She's not a pig. She's only a size 8. Just be happy for me.
      Fuck ebay, fuck paypal

      "Finger on the trigger, back against the wall. Counting rounds and voices, not enough to kill them all" (Ihsahn).

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      • #33
        I'm happy for you, just winding you up for your bday is all. Did you get a cake and a day off?
        Fwopping, you know you want to!

        VI VI VI: the editor of the Beast!

        There are 10 kinds of people who understand binary. Those who do and those who don't.

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        • #34
          Day off yes, birthday cake no. Not bothered.
          Fuck ebay, fuck paypal

          "Finger on the trigger, back against the wall. Counting rounds and voices, not enough to kill them all" (Ihsahn).

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          • #35
            Why did you type that with your bottom lip sticking out then?

            Yes, we can see you, you're the star of Gimpcam.com!!!


            Anyway, for £355 a month you can come and stay at my place, we would have sooooo much fun. We'd be like an old married couple (after the honeymoon period of a couple of years where I fucked your starfish raw at every opportunity), but you got to wear the outfit whilst doing the Hoovering. You know the one - Doodles from the Tweenies.

            "Bend over Doodles, time to take your temperature!"
            So I woke up,rolled over and who was lying next to me? Only Bonnie Langford!

            I nearly broke her back

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            • #36
              No, that's your reflection from your monitor you're seeing, assbreath.
              Fuck ebay, fuck paypal

              "Finger on the trigger, back against the wall. Counting rounds and voices, not enough to kill them all" (Ihsahn).

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              • #37
                assbreath!

                Do I dare to ask? Ooooh I dare, I dare!
                Fwopping, you know you want to!

                VI VI VI: the editor of the Beast!

                There are 10 kinds of people who understand binary. Those who do and those who don't.

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                • #38
                  Hey man, yeah, we kiss, we're not ashamed of that, are we Wilksy-baby?

                  OK, so he kisses my ballon knot, but, meh!
                  So I woke up,rolled over and who was lying next to me? Only Bonnie Langford!

                  I nearly broke her back

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                  • #39
                    Twunt. Just take a brick to the head
                    Fuck ebay, fuck paypal

                    "Finger on the trigger, back against the wall. Counting rounds and voices, not enough to kill them all" (Ihsahn).

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                    • #40
                      Oooh, I love it when he gets angry and aggressive, he's so manful.

                      Keep an eye on the Gimpcam folks, he'll take his top off and stomp round his bedroom in combat boots and shorts, beating up his pillow and kicking Big Ted round, pretending it's me and Auntie Shobs.

                      Then his Mum will come up and tell him to pack it in because they are trying to watch Coronation Street downstairs, and ask him if he wants a cup of tea, she's just bought a 35kw kettle. You'll know when it's on, all the lights in Nottingham dim slightly.
                      So I woke up,rolled over and who was lying next to me? Only Bonnie Langford!

                      I nearly broke her back

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                      • #41
                        Yeah, keep looking. After 5 billion pints of lager, you just might see me. Twunt.

                        Oh, I've got a prezzie for you Arslicker - a lament configuration box. Bwharaharahar!!
                        Last edited by wilkinsi; 11-02-2008, 05:45 PM.
                        Fuck ebay, fuck paypal

                        "Finger on the trigger, back against the wall. Counting rounds and voices, not enough to kill them all" (Ihsahn).

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