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Does nothing for me. I'm sick of seeing these guys. I'm sure he worked a long time to be able to do that. For what? Play some music."You have a pud..your wife has a face. Next time she bitches..I'd play cock bongos on her cheeks..all four of them!" - Bill Z.
I just just had a sudden urge to sugga dick..! If I wore that guitar and didn't suck male genitalia..somethin' is very wrong! - Bill Z.
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Betcha he is.
I'd love to see him play his "58 notes per second" bullshit for two full seconds, at a constant pace, thoughIts all fun and games till you get yogurt in your eye.; -AK47
Guitar is my first love, metal my second (wife...ehh she's in there somewhere). -Partial @ Marshall
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yeh that 58 notes per second is like a burst for about 0.01 seconds even i can sweep that fast for 0.01 seconds and make it clean but he still can play overall cleaner than me and faster
I generally don't like all this ploink-ploink nintendo stuff and rawr rawr agg music , but I want to be able to play Yngwie Malmsteen shred just so I can do it altho shred isn't really my thing. It's more of a challenge to do it than anything. I rarely listen to that stuff because I just dont like it much it sounds cool for the first time you hear but then it all sounds the same widdly-widdly wee wah-wah-har.
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Originally posted by MikeStrat View PostDoes nothing for me. I'm sick of seeing these guys. I'm sure he worked a long time to be able to do that. For what? Play some music.
This guy is the fastest in the world...at playing that single little sweep lick he does repeatedly. Do you suppose he knows how to do anything else? I wonder if he can do actual finger vibrato.
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Originally posted by pro-fusion View PostI wonder if he can do actual finger vibrato.
Sounds like crap to me. Speed isn't anything without actual song writing behind it."Dear Dr. Bill,
I work with a woman who is about 5 feet tall and weighs close to 450 pounds and has more facial hair than ZZ Top." - Jack The Riffer
"OK, we can both have Ben..joint custody. I'll have him on the weekends. We could go out in my Cobra and give people the finger..weather permitting of course.." -Bill Z. Bub
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there's a lot of videos with tags such as "fastest guitarist" "fastest drummer" "biggest cock" etc.
somehow none of those kids have used "the greatest songwriter"
I guess no one gives a shit about tunes anymore"There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
"To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave Flaubert
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Um, coming from JCF's most (probably) obsessed shred Neanderthal on JCF..me.
I hate this shit, I don't care how fast someone can play if it sounds like shit. There's no note articulation, there's nothing, it just sounds bad!
It also reminded me of this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YK33ujmHfUsOriginally posted by horns666The only thing I choke during sex is, my chicken..especially when I wanna glaze my wife's buns.
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"Dear Dr. Bill,
I work with a woman who is about 5 feet tall and weighs close to 450 pounds and has more facial hair than ZZ Top." - Jack The Riffer
"OK, we can both have Ben..joint custody. I'll have him on the weekends. We could go out in my Cobra and give people the finger..weather permitting of course.." -Bill Z. Bub
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Meh - whatever floats your boat.
Give me Gary Moore over a guy like this any day.You sir, can go you fuck yourself and don't let the door hit you in the vagina on the way out.
You're such a pretencious, phony, boring, transparent, self righteous worthless fuck..You are amusing as a genital wart!
--horns666 - 12/08/08
Hey, if those are fake tits..is fake titty fuggin' cheatin'? I say no!
--horns666 - 12/29/08
I think your dad jacked off in a flower pot and you were born a blooming idiot.
--LouSiffer - 06/25/09
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Ya know...This is a by product of Viagra, and all the things that people think they need to be in order to be someone. How about a bit of soul. I bet the guy fucks his old lady like a jack rabbit and she goes to sleep unsatisfied too. I would rather hear someone hold a note for 10 seconds and make that note sing. OK...Maybe 5 seconds. Anyone could achieve that nonsense with alot of practice, but to hear guys like Moore, Lynch, Sykes, Halen make their guitars cry is what separates musical masturbation from emotional melody.Custom Guitars, Refinish and restorations.
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58 notes per second... Who gives a shit about who is the fastest. I agree with what is being said here. I couldn't really care less about fastest anything. It gets to a point where it is just noise that looks cool. I would rather listen to guy like Gilmour who can play 8 notes a second but, actually hit the right ones.
-NateInsert annoying equipment list here....
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