Stem Cell stocks set to Soar!

[AK47]

Passing along a tip to my JCFbro's:

AP article announces Obamas plan to federally fund stem cell stocks. Whether you agree or not it's gonna happen. I bought a shitload of stem cell stocks last year and due to the economy they went in the crapper like most everything else. I predict as of tomorrow morning they will start to climb. Get 'em while they are cheap.

Here's the tickers to the ones I have:

ASTM

GERN

STEM

Please buy a whole shitload of ASTM and help make me and YOURSELF wealthier.

http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/politics/2008342285_apobama.html

ETA: Link should work now

2nd ETA: No fetuses were harmed in the posting of this thread.



If these stocks dont go up I will eat a bug:



King Crab is in the arachnid family BTW.

[livebiz]

I vote this shilling for trash stocks gets deleted.

[AK47]

I vote this shilling for trash stocks gets deleted.

Watch ASTM its at .58cents now your going to eat crow when the market closes Monday.

[toejam]

Put this in the Platinum section.