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On 11/08/2008 9:24PM EST, the wife gave birth to a 7 pound 6 ounce boy named Jaxx Morgan Parker ( Jaxx is pronounced Jaks). I wanted to make his middle name Mehoff.....wife wouldn't go for it...so we went with Morgan. I didn't think till after the birth certificate was done that Jaxx Morgan could be construde as " Jacks My Organ ". Wife was mad at me once I brought this up. :P It was an honest mistake, I swear!!
He is healthy and has all apendages.
He is VERY laid back and VERY rarely cries. I don't think he has cried for more than 20 seconds. We have had offers from a few of the other new parents on the floor to trade ( seriously ) due to his disposition. He even slept through his circumcision.
The amount of hair on this kid's head is remarkable. He has more hair than most kids do at 4-6 months. I think that is where all that missing hair went from the back of my head.
He has long ass fingers.....may be good for a 6 stringed activity later down the line.
The family dog, a Shetland sheep dog ( like Lassie, but, 1/3 the size ), is going to be a little upset as he will not be the #1 baby in the house anymore.
He will be coming home tomorrow. Hopefully he gets a job soon. Will take the time to teach him the appreciation for guitars, boobs and Beam. -Lou
He is healthy and has all apendages.
He is VERY laid back and VERY rarely cries. I don't think he has cried for more than 20 seconds. We have had offers from a few of the other new parents on the floor to trade ( seriously ) due to his disposition. He even slept through his circumcision.
The amount of hair on this kid's head is remarkable. He has more hair than most kids do at 4-6 months. I think that is where all that missing hair went from the back of my head.
He has long ass fingers.....may be good for a 6 stringed activity later down the line.
The family dog, a Shetland sheep dog ( like Lassie, but, 1/3 the size ), is going to be a little upset as he will not be the #1 baby in the house anymore.
He will be coming home tomorrow. Hopefully he gets a job soon. Will take the time to teach him the appreciation for guitars, boobs and Beam. -Lou
So I guess it's yours? 
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