right now... I wish males would be born with a condom on their pud
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Indeed, but when you are knocking the back out of some nasty old scrubber they are all that stands between you and all manner of dick-rotting infections - syphillis, gonnhorrea, HIV, Hep, herpes, chlamidia, genital warts etc etc. They also lower the chances of the old bag contracting minge cancer, which you wouldn't wish on anyone either.
Yes, they take away sensitivity, yes, it's like getting in the bath with your clothes on, but if it's a choice between that and getting the "umbrella of doom" shoved down my Jap's-eye, or worse, I'll wear the condom.
I've fucked lots of women round the world (I'm a slag!), and if ever I get the old "you don't need to wear one of those" line, I'm extra-cautious, because any woman who is going to let a dirty old dog like me near her after a few drinks, is not really the kind of woman I want to go near! (To paraphrase Groucho Marx)
Even if you start seeing a lovely, pretty young thing in whose mouth, butter wouldn't melt, still bag it up, get to know her and get down the Clap Clinic for tests to make sure you are both clean before discarding the rubbers. It's not generally the total sluts who are spreading diseases (even if they have plenty), because they may be more aware of the need for protection in their leisure activities. It's the "nice girl" that you think, "naaaaah, she's not been all round town, she'll be alright, I'll bareback her" She's the one that will tag you!
It only takes one dirty bareback bastard to nail a totally pure virgin, and infect her, and she could pass it on to you if you're the next to fuck her (maybe on your wedding night, after 5 years courting while she fought you off, wanting to stay chaste - but conveniently forgetting about the dirty shag she got conned into by a smooth-talking bastard when she was young and naiive.) She may never have shown any symptoms!You simply cannot tell.
When you fuck a woman, you fuck everyone she had before you, and everyone they had before that, etc etc.
Shagging about is my absolute favourite hobby, I'm very passionate about not having that curtailed by a nasty, maybe terminal, infection!
Remember : NO GLOVE? NO LOVE!
PS> Czech women are the prettiest I have encountered, statistically!. TOP TIP: Slovenian chicks! Nice, without being too Eastern European (in fact they get most put out if you describe them as that).So I woke up,rolled over and who was lying next to me? Only Bonnie Langford!
I nearly broke her back
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Originally posted by mattsmusiccenter View PostOf all the places I've been to, Sydney Australia and Paris France have the most beautiful girls."POOP"
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I won't shag anyone without a rubber. To do it without would be like raising the suicide flag. As for what kinda girl I trap off with, I would sooner visit a brothel than try chatting her up in a club. Girls are not interested in blokes with disfigured faces. I have a low tolerance for drunkeness and "party" music. Either way you look at it - you pay for the drinks and taxi, or you just down to business and pay for what you intended to get in the first place, less pissing about.Fuck ebay, fuck paypal
"Finger on the trigger, back against the wall. Counting rounds and voices, not enough to kill them all" (Ihsahn).
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You naughty young man, you mean a rubber sheet though, and that's not the same (mind you, the filth you are into , it's the only way to stop the room needing a full-on fumigation afterwards).
Brothel? Jodie-the-Pig would be appalled. Not as appalled as the day she finally opens that gimp mask and sees your disfigured mush though.
Anyway, why pay for it, when you can have as much sex from me as you like (or don't like)? Hmmm, I am sporting a woody right now.....So I woke up,rolled over and who was lying next to me? Only Bonnie Langford!
I nearly broke her back
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Originally posted by Rsmacker View PostIndeed, but when you are knocking the back out of some nasty old scrubber they are all that stands between you and all manner of dick-rotting infections - syphillis, gonnhorrea, HIV, Hep, herpes, chlamidia, genital warts etc etc. They also lower the chances of the old bag contracting minge cancer, which you wouldn't wish on anyone either.
Yes, they take away sensitivity, yes, it's like getting in the bath with your clothes on, but if it's a choice between that and getting the "umbrella of doom" shoved down my Jap's-eye, or worse, I'll wear the condom.
I've fucked lots of women round the world (I'm a slag!), and if ever I get the old "you don't need to wear one of those" line, I'm extra-cautious, because any woman who is going to let a dirty old dog like me near her after a few drinks, is not really the kind of woman I want to go near! (To paraphrase Groucho Marx)
Even if you start seeing a lovely, pretty young thing in whose mouth, butter wouldn't melt, still bag it up, get to know her and get down the Clap Clinic for tests to make sure you are both clean before discarding the rubbers. It's not generally the total sluts who are spreading diseases (even if they have plenty), because they may be more aware of the need for protection in their leisure activities. It's the "nice girl" that you think, "naaaaah, she's not been all round town, she'll be alright, I'll bareback her" She's the one that will tag you!
It only takes one dirty bareback bastard to nail a totally pure virgin, and infect her, and she could pass it on to you if you're the next to fuck her (maybe on your wedding night, after 5 years courting while she fought you off, wanting to stay chaste - but conveniently forgetting about the dirty shag she got conned into by a smooth-talking bastard when she was young and naiive.) She may never have shown any symptoms!You simply cannot tell.
When you fuck a woman, you fuck everyone she had before you, and everyone they had before that, etc etc.
Shagging about is my absolute favourite hobby, I'm very passionate about not having that curtailed by a nasty, maybe terminal, infection!
Remember : NO GLOVE? NO LOVE!
PS> Czech women are the prettiest I have encountered, statistically!. TOP TIP: Slovenian chicks! Nice, without being too Eastern European (in fact they get most put out if you describe them as that).
but damn... they are crazy.... the adventures in Brno area are something I'll never forget
no wonder the Czechs produce the biggest amount of orgy porn"There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
"To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave Flaubert
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I'm not gay and never have been but I'm not sure it started with homosexual men. It appears highly likely chimpanzees were the source of HIV-1. Then there is "Hooper's theory"
Look at the diseases that "Columbus" brought to the new world. Native Americans had no immunity to the imported diseases. Maybe "Columbus" brought "syphilis" back to Europe.
Be sure to click the words that have quotation marks.Last edited by phill_up; 11-12-2008, 03:31 PM.
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