I took my lady friend to dinner the other night and we invited one of her friends who is an 8th grade teacher. Listening to the two of them ( 27 & 30) converse, I thought I was going to pull my fucking hair out! It was as if I was trying to break the Japanese codes during WWII. I finally gave up trying to follow the conversation and just sat there enjoying the meal. I'd nod or smile occasionally to let them know I was still alive.
But the real kicker was when they both spotted a mutual friend with some studly dude. They started exclaiming OMG, OMG, OMG! Not oh my god, but OMG! I felt as if I had two junior high schoolers at the table with me. About that time, the waiter came to the table and asked if we wanted desserts. The teacher, knowing I was paying for the meal, ordered probably the most expensive dessert on the menu. She looked at me and asked if it was OK. I used self control, but I wanted to say "EABD!"
But the real kicker was when they both spotted a mutual friend with some studly dude. They started exclaiming OMG, OMG, OMG! Not oh my god, but OMG! I felt as if I had two junior high schoolers at the table with me. About that time, the waiter came to the table and asked if we wanted desserts. The teacher, knowing I was paying for the meal, ordered probably the most expensive dessert on the menu. She looked at me and asked if it was OK. I used self control, but I wanted to say "EABD!"
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