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A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an
attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He's
rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows
her from. So he says, 'Do you know me?'
To which she replies, 'I think you're
the father of one of my kids.'
Now his mind travels back to the only time he
has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, 'Are you
the stripper from the bachelor party that I made love to on
the pool table with all my buddies watching while your
partner whipped my butt with wet celery???'
She looks into his eyes and says calmly,
'No, I'm your son's teacher.'
attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He's
rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows
her from. So he says, 'Do you know me?'
To which she replies, 'I think you're
the father of one of my kids.'
Now his mind travels back to the only time he
has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, 'Are you
the stripper from the bachelor party that I made love to on
the pool table with all my buddies watching while your
partner whipped my butt with wet celery???'
She looks into his eyes and says calmly,
'No, I'm your son's teacher.'
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