One of the worst fights of my life!!!!!!!!!!!!

[triplehold]

horns666- Thanks man, you really make me think and stop me dead in my tracks every time. Rest up and take it easy. You have got the love of your family and all of JCF behind you- It's men like you that keep my faith in what a man should be. I have been married to the same awesome woman for the last 34 years, have 3 adult children and 4 grandchildren- my number one concern everyday is their physical and financial well being, safety and happiness. If everyone is fine, then I am happy- that is the way it has always been. I'm one of the most reclusive guys ever. The older you get the more valuable your time is and you don't want to waste it in the human rat race. It is a jungle out there and your family always comes first- that is the first rule of life. Take care brother and thanks for making me stop and think about my own life by sharing yours.

[SeventhSon]

bill, glad you came out ok on this one. and glad that guy learned a valuable lesson from (literally) the school of hard knocks! maybe, in the future, he won't give in to his first instinct of being confrontational.

i've only been in a few fights (thrown in jail for one), but i'm not a big guy, and most have been with people twice my size. i've been lucky that i was an average-at-best wrestler in high school yet apparently learned enough skills that i could always take the other guy down while he was throwing haymakers. and keep him down until the bouncers showed up.

i only say this because i *understand* what it's like to hold onto the most precarious of advantages until the situation is completely under control. until you *know*, you have to keep gaining advantage or you're doing yourself (and your family) a disservice. so the extra service you gave him was perfectly warranted imo.

take care

[Rsmacker]

Cliff, I believe the good samaritan law is in place to protect you if you DO decide to help someone and wind up doing more harm than good.

I think that might be the "Caped Crusader" law, which protects against giving evil villains too much BIFF! POW! KER-SLAM!!!! FUKKKKKA!!!! whilst running around in your underpants over a pair of your wife's tights.

[Wylde06]

i think that might be the "caped crusader" law, which protects against giving evil villains too much biff! Pow! Ker-slam!!!! Fukkkkka!!!! Whilst running around in your underpants over a pair of your wife's tights.

[emperor_black]

At this point, whatever I say would just be moot point... But just want to add my 2 cents that the guy deserved what he asked for. He just did not know who the fuck he was fucking with! Be careful Bro, such public "confessions" might be dangerous. But you made a boring day at work much more thrilling. And the best part, you said the story so well, it was like reading a fiction novel. Only truth is stranger than fiction.

Maybe you want to write a book about all your adventures? ...In this case your fights? I would buy it! Especially the way you write and all the funny comments.

[straycat]

Bill you had to do it end of story.Guyver obviously dosn't have a clue how dangerous Cleveland is I do been there many times.
The scum that act this way are fuckin' mutants with no regard for anything.
I'm a short shit 5'7in and I have to fight dirty to win.
I had two black guys try to rob me for $20 bucks $20 fuckin bucks I told them to fuck off and the big one came at me saying "fucker you're going down" When he got close I stomped down on his left leg just below the knee shattering the knee and whatever you call that lower leg bone he hit the black top in some major pain.
His bad ass homey cuz partner took off running like his ass was on fire.
The police were on the way in the parking lot and caught the homey cuz and he squeeled like a pig and told them just what happend I drove home with a very sore foot.
Bill heal up bro' fuggum.

[bibz]

People choose their own fate. Methed up nutjob rockin' the most frequently stolen car chose to attack horns. And nobody here would be better prepared or knowlegable or experienced in this situation. How it went down, when to stop etc. Anybody saying anything different would be a mess in a hospital or worse. I know I myself would have sped off as quick as possible. I'd have bet on my driving over any confrontation. I also dont have a wife or kid.

The thing that really sucks is one side of the fight didn't choose or want it to happen. And I'm generally sorry you had to go through that man.

Those xbox360's sure are a pain in the ass eh?

[JacksonVHT]

Glad to hear you and your wife are fine, some pieces of shit need their faces stomped in.

[phill_up]

I had two black guys try to rob me for $20 bucks $20 fuckin bucks I told them to fuck off and the big one came at me saying "fucker you're going down" When he got close I stomped down on his left leg just below the knee shattering the knee and whatever you call that lower leg bone he hit the black top in some major pain.
His bad ass homey cuz partner took off running like his ass was on fire.
The police were on the way in the parking lot and caught the homey cuz and he squeeled like a pig and told them just what happend I drove home with a very sore foot.
Bill heal up bro' fuggum.

I'm glad that one turned out good. My friend got robbed at gun point while at a car wash. He was initially going to have a gun fight with the car wash wand and decided against it so he just gave the guy his money. The guy that got robbed at a car wash before him was a school teacher. he wasn't so lucky he got shot and died

[diablomozart]

i'm just glad you are alright bill...as for the other guy?...to me he just exemplifies what is wrong with a lot of people today...no respect for anyone else besides themselves...i had to do something similar about 6 years back...although i didnt go to quite the extent you had to (someone pulled me off of him)...it's never fun...but maybe...just maybe...you made enough of an impression that he'll think next time before he jumps...above all tho i'm glad you didnt get hurt...d.m.

[daisp]

A lot of crazy fucks out there, glad you're OK mate!

[atomic charvel guy]

That fukkin' dick with ears deserved it!!!! You know something Sweet William, I was never worried during the story, I knew the second that I read that he was heading straight for you, I immediately envisioned the shellacking that he ended up taking from you further down the page. Jackass!!!!! The Val situation is the "el headacheo" part though, i'm sure it was rather unsettling for her. And then again, she has lived 'Casa Del Fuggum" more than anyone else here, she's battle tested.
Too bad I wasn't there, I could have gotten in my fighting stance and he would have died laughing instead of pulverized. Is he still on the ground? I'd like to take a few pot shots at him with my timberlands. I could do that ya know-lol
I'm really glad you're unscathed for the most part, coulda been much worse.
Miss you dude. tape up your finger and go fire off a sweaty load after a savory
spank session. i will do the same-lol
Tommy

[emperor_black]

I just heard today on the radio about these scumbag teenagers driving around on motor-bikes in afghan waiting to throw acid on girls coming back from school. When I heard that, immediately I thought of that fucktard. Hope Bill taught him a good lesson.

But that's the problem. Such guys will never learn their lesson. they just keep getting more and more aggressive until someone eventually ends their pathetic lives.

[Chad]

Bill: How is your hand doing (I don't think I saw anybody ask)?

[Ben...]

Bill: How is your hand doing (I don't think I saw anybody ask)?

I was just gonna ask that actually.