Americans: Never talk to the police!

[Davey]

red cow milk has more fat than white cow milk

where the hell'd you find a red cow?



i seriously need to go to bed now, but cant stop listening to dont fear the reaper w/ guest appearance from cristopher walken :ROTF:

[Jayster]

Alright, replace the words "reasonable suspicion" with "probable cause" and then go back and read the entire post. Then tell me I'm high on crack.

allright, my friend - this is a valid defense. I recind the crack smoking comment. However that is a pretty large difference and unfortunately the devil is in the details.

Cheers

[horns666]

red cow milk has more fat than white cow milk

Then what color is JacksonVHT's titty..and shall we suckle from that. The left one alone should feed an army...:ROTF:

I would guess he's got some D cups goin' on there..with big ol' 23 year old areolas..the size of siver dollars.

But is it healthy for a cow to smoke Marlboros..could we not get second hand smoke thru his titty milk?

[horns666]

allright, my friend - this is a valid defense. I recind the crack smoking comment. However that is a pretty large difference and unfortunately the devil is in the details.

Cheers

Do you think that JacksonVHT may put some crack in his Marlboros. Is that how he gets his Framus half stack to sound like a Gorilla amp with a blown speaker..or do you think its because he's got big fuggin' tits that smother the low end freqs?

His picture gave me enough probable cause to say that he is sporting D cups..

He lives in his parent's basements ya know, and they buy him stuff because he's a good boy that smokes like a chimney..

I was married to my wife at 23 in my first home with a mortgage..he's just a miserable fat fuck!

Discharged from service..reason.."fat fuck"..:ROTF:

[Endrik]

where the hell'd you find a red cow?

they are everywhere but there's a small amount of them compared to the white ones



their milk is very fat... just go to the paddock... milk one of them... make sure you use a closable can... then run home.. doing the 8 year old type of jumping running while whistleing some tunes... that will shake the can during the trip... when youarrive at home... open the can and you'll have a fresh butter inside. fucking awesome

[Davey]

they are everywhere but there's a small amount of them compared to the white ones



their milk is very fat... just go to the paddock... milk one of them... make sure you use a closable can... then run home.. doing the 8 year old type of jumping running while whistleing some tunes... that will shake the can during the trip... when youarrive at home... open the can and you'll have a fresh butter inside. fucking awesome

that cow is shit brown ... though if you skin it. hmm yeah, then it's red

[atomic charvel guy]

The only paddock i will go to is at the racetrack Endy.

[horns666]

Well, that's a much better picture of JacksonVHT..he's kinda cute there. Kinda harmless too..just chewin' on grass.

That pic almost doesn't want me to kill that fat fuck!

[Ben...]

that cow is shit brown ... though if you skin it. hmm yeah, then it's red

Mmmm... Steak...

[horns666]

Hey Wassup Tommy, Ben..I;'ll see you on my other thread..I hope Jack's doin' alright.

Right now I'm still gunnin' for this fat fuck named JacksonVHT. Man, I will NOT stop..I am going for the throat on this one. Tommy will be wanting to schlack this shit..

I want to bathe in that fat fuck's blood..either that or his titty milk. I've read that a milk bath is supposed to be good for you. I figure both his breastes could fill my fuggin' jacuzzi..:ROTF:

you don't think I could get second hand smoke cancer from his titty milk..right?

[atomic charvel guy]

A Horns is a Horns, of course of course
And no one can talk to a Horns of course
That is of course unless the Horns is the famous Mr. Bill
Go right to the source and ask the Horns,
He'll give you an answer that you'll endorse, he's always on a steady course
Talk to Mr. Bill
People Yakety Yak a streak and waste your time of day
But Mr. Bill will never speak, unless he's got something to say
A Horns is a Horns of course of course
And this Horns will talk till his voice is hoarse
You've never heard of a talking Horns?
I'm with Mr. Bill

[horns666]

A Horns is a Horns, of course of course
And no one can talk to a Horns of course
That is of course unless the Horns is the famous Mr. Bill
Go right to the source and ask the Horns,
He'll give you an answer that you'll endorse, he's always on a steady course
Talk to Mr. Bill
People Yakety Yak a streak and waste your time of day
But Mr. Bill will never speak, unless he's got something to say
A Horns is a Horns of course of course
And this Horns will talk till his voice is hoarse
You've never heard of a talking Horns?
I'm with Mr. Bill

..dude..you're on your game man!! Lets gather 'round and give our own mancow a good schlackin'..

I gotta poll goin' in the platinum section in his honour!!!

[Cleveland Metal]

Man, at 26 degrees, it's seriously cold out here to be shooting and this thread is my only entertainment... Step it up!!

[atomic charvel guy]

I don't like fighting, but I love beatings, ironic eh?-lol

[Davey]

it's 1:30AM and i'm still here...

anyone need an ibanez instruction manual? i got it free with my new jackson .. dont ask how LOL