Americans: Never talk to the police!

[phill_up]

Free the juice!

EDIT: you guys know I'm kidding right?

[horns666]

If I was a cop and I asked a simple question like "it's 3:00 A.M., what are you doing hanging out on this street corner" and the person said "I want a lawyer," that would indicate to me that the sumbitch might be guilty of something.

By the way Bill, does "As simple as this post was" indicate that I'm simple minded?

P.S. With the absolute utmost respect, your wife has the cutest smile standing next to Uli. You're a lucky fella!

Haha SeeGee..nah man, I'm a firm believer that the wisest people talk in very simple terms. Why complicate shit ..especially about things you have no clue about. People just come off looking like blabbing bafoons when they do that. They like to hear themselves talk..thank goodness they're NOT cops. I would hate to be pulled over by most guys on this thread. Reading me the fucking riot act.

Sincerely, I would be like "Officer, just ticket me, arrest me or just fuggin' shoot me..but please, please, please.. shut the fuck up!!"

BTW ..yes, I am lucky...married to that for over 21 years. She's been mine since David Lee Roth split Van Halen. Yeah, I'm a lucky man, and a wise man..I know how to pick 'em.

Whenever I look back, and think of all the fucked up and crazy shit I've done in my life ..I can honestly say, I did something right!!

[joelayres]

I think most of us are far from being naive. We know that there is the occasional injustice within the justice system. But you just listed 25 names where people got screwed. Think of how many arrests were made over those years that were right on target.

Therein lies the problem - the injustice is far more frequent than it needs to be and no one cares - unless or until the injustice happens to them.

[SEEGERMANY]

"we have three rules here at The Rock. Rule #1, obey all rules!"

[SEEGERMANY]

OK Joe, the names you listed above fall in the years from 1981 to 2008. I'd like to see the total number of arrests made nationwide during those years. I'd like to compare the total number of good arrests versus bogus arrests. That is your mission should you choose to accept it!

[horns666]

OK..bye guys..you have fun playing monday morning quarterbacs. with you're wikipedia fact finding awesomeness, stats and whatnots, but this retired cop has to shave his balls for a very important meeting. Yes, I am a little anal with attention to detail...a touch of OCD.

I certainly hope I don't catch my seam with my generic disposable razor and have to shove a whole roll of toilet paper down my pants to stop the bleeding ..that would look silly at the meeting..or impressive..depending on who's lookin'.

[Jayster]

..especially about things you have no clue about.

Bill ,

Granted I've never been a cop, however I have seen some in real life.
Also justice and freedom should be concerns of every single citizen above the age of 18.:idea:


AND ..........
"any person willing to give up their essential liberties for temporary safety, deserves neither liberty nor safety"

Damn it, now I'm going to have to start a poll.

Merry Christmass all
Jay

[SEEGERMANY]

Jay, I meant Jay, not Joe. See, even the general public makes mistakes!

Godddamn, if that's not an Edith Bunker post, I don't know what is!

[joelayres]

"any person willing to give up their essential liberties for temporary safety, deserves neither liberty nor safety"

Words to live by.

[SEEGERMANY]

Jay, I meant Jay, not Joe. See, even the general public makes mistakes!

Godddamn, if that's not an Edith Bunker post, I don't know what is!

Hell, I did mean Joe! I'm so damned confused now I don't know whether to shit or go blind! Too damned many "J's."

[Jayster]

Jay, I meant Jay, not Joe. See, even the general public makes mistakes!

if that's not an Edith Bunker post, I don't know what is!

I have nothing to do with that post above, I respect law enforcement.

However, I do not believe that inalienable rights (that means God given), should be tampered with to facilitate easier arrests.
I've no idea what the Edith Bunker comment means, it's probably better that way.

Cheers

edit; while I was composing my response, I see that you noticed your mistake or is that now 2 mistakes ? hahaha, just busting your chops SG.

[joelayres]

I don't know whether to shit or go blind!

:ROTF::ROTF:

I know what ya mean - at 45, the CRS gets worse daily! :think:

In any case, yes - I agree that there are far more good arrests/convictions than bad ones. Nevertheless, even one bad conviction in 1000 is too many. I further realize that it will indeed happen but the idea behind the fifth amendment is to keep these occurances as few as humanly possible.

[Cleveland Metal]

Too f-ing funny, throughout this thread I try to reason with people, write decent posts about why things are as they are, and talk civil, and everyone here gave me an ass ache being cop haters...

Bill comes on and tells everyone to fuck off for the most part, tells how he'd really deal with everyone, and everyone on the board basically kisses his ass! hahaha...

And you wonder why cops act like assholes to people??? BECAUSE IT WORKS!!!!!! Being cool just gets you an ass ache. Bill tries to tell me this and I don't listen. I'm just f-ing stupid.

I hope I can just stay out of this thread because it's just wasting perfectly good time Been telling myself that for a while, but keep getting drawn back in. hehe...

[AK47]

"Are you guys detaining me or am I free to leave this thread?'


Just so you know when you say you want a lawyer for questioning. No Lawyer comes out to the scene and talks to the cops ever unless you are OJ. The cops dont say "Hold on lets call a lawyer for this guy." They just cuff you and stuff you.

You have to follow up with taking badge numbers and contacting the ACLU and the IA for the department to report a wrongful arrest if you are Not Charged.

I dont think cops even bother "interviewing" lawyers because a lawyers is just go to invoke the 5th for his client till court. Anything less and your lawyer is a dumptruck.

[JacksonVHT]

By JacksonVHT: "Way to go, you've earned yourself a warm glass of AIDS.
The sheer level of narcissism it takes to tell someone they're immature because of their age after your responses is mind boggling."

NARCISSISM??...:think: :think: :think:

This coming from a fucking noob that makes threads, such as "JacksonVHT delivers hilarity", "Tone advice from JacksonVHT" , "Americans: NEVER talk to the police" by JacksonVHT and then posted a vid of your $1400 Framus that sounds like fuggin' bees in a coffee can..???:think:

You, my portly, young friend with supple, budding moobage ...absolutely SUCK at being narcisstic. You, have earned yourself a cup of Bill Z Bub's warm and lumpy Holliday NOG!!:ROTF:

Holy shit, I've never seen that much fail in a single post. In fact, I'm calling Ripleys to see if you've broken a record.

There's a total similarity between my idea of humor and Cleveland's self fellatio, amirite? Not to mention if you read my tone thread, I wasn't being narcissistic at all about it.

Now what amazes me the most, is this is coming from the same pathetic fucker who made the "One of the worst fights of my life!@!!112" thread that the internet nearly shit their pants laughing at how pathetic you are.

"HAY GUYZ I GET IN2LIKE 2000 FIGHTS A DAY N IM SUPER HARDCORE AND THEN SUM GUY IN AN ESCALADE STOPED AND I WUZ LIKE,I DUN WANNA FITE, THEN I GOT INTO BRUCE LEE STANCE AND i STOMPED ON HIm."

People have been making fun of your sorry fucking ass on 4chan since the day you posted it.

The funniest part is that you're a 45 year old man with kids, who still over-abundantly uses "666," wears leather jackets and pentagram/band t-shirts like you're 16 years old, and look like Scott Ian who enjoys buffets a bit too much. I mean, you really weren't expecting me to get offended were you?

I'd accept some of your warm and lumpy holiday nog but I'm sure that will be hard to process with your erectile dysfunction, old man. I'm sure your prostate isn't working too well either.

If your post was measured in units of mass, the internet would collapse into a black hole of failure.

Now again, let me just remind you this point:

Pretentious cock suckers like you and Cleveland are the reason why this video is important. Because you're self-indulgent douche bags who feel their opinion or intellect is above others. You respond disrespectfully to non-disrespectful rebuttals because you think your special.

Now, don't let me be misunderstood. I respect police officers and the law, what I don't respect is a couple of hand-job partners in mid-life crisis thinking they can get away with a cool persona on the internet. If you think, the almighty internet submits to your eternal constable brilliance, you've got another thing coming.

EDIT:

Holy shit, what a fucking LOSER:

"
InterestsSatan/Sex/Metal/Guns/Guitars/"

Someone get this guy a medal. I had no idea someone with down syndrome could actually post on the internet.

There's fucking 15 year olds out there who don't post the shit you do.