fuggin' Squirrel in my basement

[j2379]

im not sure but i have a funny story about a squirrel. back in college 3 apartments in 1 house we were all friends. my bud mark loses his python somewhere in the house, 2 weeks later i hear something in my wall. i call mark telling him i think i found your snake its in the wall down here. so we start pulling back the panelling to try & dig out his pet snake. & a friggen squirrel jumps out, scaring the crap out of both of us....i think we both yelled like a couple of school girls, tho i doubt we will ever admit it. we slam the door & now the squirrel is trapped in my bed room. luckily my band & another band had equipment there, we lined up all the amps & cabinets & made a wall from my room to the front door. opened the doors & he followed the great wall of amps right out our front door never to be seen again. afterwards it was a great laugh but moving all the amps back was no fun. & yes about 2-3 weeks later mark's snake was found curled around a lamp in his living room.

[atomic charvel guy]

This is right out of National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation-lol
Get cousin Eddie to flush him out.

[phill_up]

[toejam]

Congrats on the new pet, Scott! :ROTF:

[StukaJU87]

This is right out of National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation-lol
Get cousin Eddie to flush him out.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdiXSsFp29s

[StukaJU87]

Congrats on the new pet, Scott! :ROTF:

Hey thanks, buddy. I knew I could count on you to brighten things up. Wanna come over and help me catch him?

[toejam]

LOL No problem. Your cat has a new friend to play with.

[guitarsjb]

Hope you get him out, safely. Yep, just like a chick..save the critters!!

[Cleveland Metal]

[texasfury]

Just rig one of these up:

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=fe2_1173025591

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=765_1186699211

[metalchurch79]

That's funny shit Cleveland!

[Mordor]

Ditch all that stuff. The only thing you need is.....napalm.

[SouthPlatteDemon]

Luckily there are support groups for your exact situation:

http://www.antisquirrel.com/

http://www.anti-squirrel.com/

You got to get rid of that thing. They are fluffy tailed rats and carry majore diseases. I would not be able to sleep with that thing crawling all over my eating surfaces.

[SEEGERMANY]

"we'll screw the homeowner next!"

[nhspike]

A BB Gun, a bag of chips, and a comfy chair. Stakeout

Totally works. Been there.
Got two like that in one sitting, but with peanut butter.
Had my flashlight, aimed at the chimney cleanout, slice of bread with peanut butter sittin' in there... nice chair, and sat there for about 10 minutes in the dark.
Hear some noise, flipped on the light, pop.
One down.
Easy.

Second one, came down after the bread about 5 minutes later, again, click, pop, but...

This one flipped and flopped around the corner of the basement for about a minute.

My washer, dryer, water heater, and furnace all looked like a custom redrum/splatter finish.

Wife calls down from upstairs "Did you get the second one?"

"Yes, but give me a few minutes, I think there might be another one."

I was one fast and furious Mr. Wolfe-style clean-up man, let me tell you.

:ROTF: