fuggin' Squirrel in my basement

[WarPig]

If I had a dollar for everytime I heard that, I'd make Donald Trump look like a pauper! Over the years, I've asked several wildlife biologists if there was any truth to that and they said no truth whatsoever.

Ya got me on that one.

I was going on hearsay from an old Mainer. Probably just funnin' with the boy from Away.

[Rsmacker]

Over here, the greys get the better of the reds by being larger and more aggressive, but by also passing on some virus which only fucks up reds.


OK, we done squirrels and skunk, what's next? Of course......BEAVER!

I know how to get rid of unwanted beaver.

Tell it you want a to have a threesome with it and a Great Dane, call it by its best friend's name just as you blow your beans, and tell it you want it to wear a false moustache when giving you a BJ. Guaranteed to get rid of it, permanently.

[SEEGERMANY]

"he doesn't mind wearing the moustache, do you Beav?"