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  • #16
    Dude caressing a whale. Yep. I was wrong. This thread is as ugly as it can get. :ROTF::ROTF:
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    • #17
      I don't see what's killer about that
      Hail yesterday

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      • #18
        Originally posted by Axewielder View Post
        Dude caressing a whale. Yep. I was wrong. This thread is as ugly as it can get. :ROTF::ROTF:
        They could have at least had a hot chick whale biologist.
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        Blank yo!

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        • #19
          fucking gay whale porn, where's that naked assed Kardashian girl to protest this ?
          Last edited by Jayster; 12-21-2008, 12:45 AM.
          Enjoying a rum and coke, just didn't have any coke...

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          • #20


            I fuckin' love photobucket
            Last edited by nhspike; 12-24-2008, 06:24 AM.
            "Wow,... that was some of the hardest rockin ever. Hardest to listen too."
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            • #21
              man poor killer whales, living in the water must make it permanently shrink to have such a small cock like that

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              • #22


                Makes you sort of wonder what kind of gathering, function, party, convention, whateverthefuck, needed a penis mascot. NAMM?
                "POOP"

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by Hellbat View Post
                  I was at the bar and took this gal home.

                  She said, "give me 12 inches and make it hurt"

                  So I grabbed my ruler and smacked her with it.
                  My domestic Goddess said the same thing "give me 12" and make it hurt"
                  I took her to Subway then cut up all the credit cards!

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                  • #24
                    I thought this thread was......... OH never mind.
                    The whale looks like he's enjoying himself.
                    The mascot looks like my boss.
                    Last edited by straycat; 12-22-2008, 11:45 AM.
                    Really? well screw Mark Twain.

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                    • #25
                      Urban Legend: "clicky" Suitable for work

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                      • #26
                        "I'm ten inches long, and three inches wide"

                        That's nice, how big is your dick?-lol
                        Not helping the situation since 1965!

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by atomic charvel guy View Post
                          "I'm ten inches long, and three inches wide"

                          That's nice, how big is your dick?-lol
                          DOH!

                          How ya been Tommy?

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by phill_up View Post
                            Urban Legend: "clicky" Suitable for work
                            Thanks for the link. I do want to take a moment and tell you about another study that was conducted in Louisiana. The State allocated funds to Louisiana State University to determine the average length of the male penis and the average depth of the female vagina.

                            The researchers, after several months of study, determined that the average male penis was 5.75 inches in length. The average depth of a woman's vagina was 8.10 inches.

                            In conclusion, this means that there is 2,879 miles of unused pussy in the state of Louisiana.
                            "POOP"

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by SEEGERMANY View Post
                              In conclusion, this means that there is 2,879 miles of unused pussy in the state of Louisiana.
                              That works out to be over 77 million women based on my calcs. Yer math is a little off, seeg (I think there are only like 2 million women in LA).

                              (2879 * 5280 * 12) / (8.10 - 5.75) = 77622740
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                              • #30
                                If I didn't know better, I'd think you were Scottish!
                                "POOP"

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