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    Made you look !!! Pervert !!! :think:

  • #2
    Originally posted by heartfielder View Post
    Made you look !!! Pervert !!! :think:
    oh yeah.. uh. yeah i knew it was a joke... i wasn't really going to... uhm post...

    uhm.

    sick fucker!

    In the future though I need to remember to not buy guitars while on Nyquil

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    • #3
      Lol!
      "Wow,... that was some of the hardest rockin ever. Hardest to listen too."
      --floydkramer

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      • #4
        It won't fit on the screen, sorry.
        http://www.amazon.co.uk/Steven-A.-McKay/e/B00DS0TRH6/

        http://http://stevenamckay.wordpress.com/

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        • #5
          Originally posted by eakinj View Post
          oh yeah.. uh. yeah i knew it was a joke... i wasn't really going to... uhm post...

          uhm.

          sick fucker!

          You just wanted to look. :ROTF:
          I feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling.

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          • #6


            "Hi, My names Lester and I'd like to show you the newest RONCO Detachable Penis. When you want to go bowling with the guys but your old lady thinks you're going to the strip club, just detach the RONCO Penis, put it in the fridge, then go bowl that perfect 300 game!"
            "POOP"

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            • #7
              Reminds me of a joke...

              Q: What's 12" long and black and dangles in front of an asshole?





















              A: A STETHOSCOPE!!!





              BONUS!!

              Q: What's 12" long and white?



















              A: NOTHING!!!! FUCKIN' PERV!!
              There is no "team" in "Fuck You!"

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              • #8
                Originally posted by toejam View Post
                You just wanted to look. :ROTF:

                I was hoping it was the Big show yourself in a posed phot on a toilet with a Charvel model guitar thread!



                lol
                In the future though I need to remember to not buy guitars while on Nyquil

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                • #9
                  I was at the bar and took this gal home.

                  She said, "give me 12 inches and make it hurt"

                  So I grabbed my ruler and smacked her with it.
                  GTWGITS! - RacerX

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                  • #10
                    Look left!
                    Fwopping, you know you want to!

                    VI VI VI: the editor of the Beast!

                    There are 10 kinds of people who understand binary. Those who do and those who don't.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Hellbat View Post
                      I was at the bar and took this gal home.

                      She said, "give me 12 inches and make it hurt"

                      So I grabbed my ruler and smacked her with it.
                      No, no. You're supposed to say, "I fucked her twice and then hit her in the head with a brick." ~Andrew Dice Clay.
                      I feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling.

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                      • #12
                        Gawd I hope Peter Steele isn't a JCF member...this thread might get uglier.
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                        "Artists should be free to spend their days mastering their craft so that working people can toil away in a more beautiful world."
                        - Ken M

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Axewielder View Post
                          Gawd I hope Peter Steele isn't a JCF member...this thread might get uglier.

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                          • #14

                            This is a Killer Whale penis.

                            Which means it's the penis of a Killer Whale but it's also a KILLER Whale penis. Get it?

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                            • #15
                              anyone seen 2guys1horse yet?
                              "There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

                              "To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave Flaubert

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