Well, The Ladyfriend Is Late, So I'll Philosophize!

[emperor_black]

Nahh!!!!


- Take blue pill (key step you don't want to miss) with one full glass of water

What blue pill?? :think: Please elaborate!!

[Cleveland Metal]

Ummm... Zanax, hahaha....

[AK47]

1. Your thread needs more random pics.

2. I guess if I were a chick I would would let you stick it in me after reading that.

3. Merry Xmas!!!

I figure one these three would be one of the responces you were hoping for?

[SEEGERMANY]

I'm shocked that no one mentioned The Divine Comedy. Don't you cats read anything besides Guitar World?

[SEEGERMANY]

"thank god I only come one time a year!"

[Davey]

You wrapped your cock? Nice move! Nearly as good as the old hole-in-the-popcorn-bucket trick.

BTW, whatever the worst level is, I'm gonna be there, no doubt.

dick in a box maybe?

[Rsmacker]

I'm shocked that no one mentioned The Divine Comedy. Don't you cats read anything besides Guitar World?

Yep, but only the third of it about the levels of Hell are good, and you HAVE to read it alongside an explanation guide, unless you are au fait with some of the leading figures (celebs?) of 13th century Florence, otherwise you won't have a fucking clue what's going on. Even then, flipping between the original text, and the explanation book, it's hard work. Not the kind of book you can rattle through a few chapters when you are on the shitter. It means sitting at a table, and concentrating! I even made notes!!!

FWIW, I read the lot, because I'm like that, and yes, it did make me cry.

Fear not though, I still read Viz, and the Sunday Sport.

[Incster]

Well, the Catholic hell has seven layers, the Baptist's my be organized differently (e.g., catholic dog kickers go to purgatory (Baptists might consider a switch if that is their indulgence)). For all known versions of Christian hells, Mark Twain's insight holds:

[quote]Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.[quote]

No much of a choice, if you are a social person, isn't it?

[SEEGERMANY]

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company

I told a friend just a few minutes ago that it's been over 20 years since I read that quote. Thanks!

[horns666]

"Hell must be a swell spot, because the guys that invented religion have sure been trying hard to keep everybody else out." -Al Capone

[lerxstcat]

Well, the Catholic hell has seven layers, the Baptist's my be organized differently (e.g., catholic dog kickers go to purgatory (Baptists might consider a switch if that is their indulgence)). For all known versions of Christian hells, Mark Twain's insight holds:

"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company."

No much of a choice, if you are a social person, isn't it?

Purgatory is not really Hell though IMO, because Hell is eternal damnation and if you made it to Purgatory, you will get out and go to Heaven - eventually.

I find Purgatory to be a very sensible arrangement for a just but merciful God to create. Can't just let you get away with the small stuff, but eternal damnation for it? Work off the misdemeanors, if you're a murderer you're in big trouble. Still, repent and you can be forgiven - but there will still be consequences. Like Purgatory...

[Rsmacker]

......or Coventry, as it is now known.

[SEEGERMANY]

.....

[Super_shredder]

......or coventry, as it is now known.

[SEEGERMANY]

Here's an interesting read on the subject of Purgatory. From what I can tell, even the Catholics aren't sure if there is such a thing as Purgatory.

http://www.catholiceducation.org/articles/apologetics/ap0041.html