Wouldn't Trade My Childhood For Nothing

[jacksoncsplayer]

I'll see your Village people and raise you with a Travolta

[SEEGERMANY]

And the hits keep on coming! I wonder what happened to Captain Kangaroo and Mr. Green Jeans?

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[jacksoncsplayer]

That show was great!

[jacksoncsplayer]

Another great show

[SEEGERMANY]

"Donnie may be my brother, but he was also my first boyfriend!"

[Cleveland Metal]

I wonder what haapened to Captain Kangaroo and Mr. Green Jeans?

Ummm, they died...

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I wonder if Tennile shaved her muskrat.

[SEEGERMANY]

Ummm, they died...

John, try to keep up with the flow of humor or go sit in the corner with Bill!

[guitarsjb]

Ummm, they died...

Geeezzz ya just gotta ruin the party, don't ya!
Next you're gonna tell me there is no such thing as the Easter Bunny!

Remember pixie sticks? (Kool aid and sugar in a stick basically). Those were great.

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I don't know about you guys, but I wanted to drill Judy Robinson right in her asteroid!

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Oops, sorry Jeri, I forgot that ladies were present!

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If you were cool, you HAD these!

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This may be a little before your time, but do you remember when it was raining during gym class and the girls had the gym floor occupied? Your coach would make you watch old driver's ed films. It was amazing as hell how a black and white film could be so vivid. Gruesome as fuck! It seemed that they were always filmed in Illinois because I can remember seeing Illinois State Troopers on the side of the 1964 Ford Galaxy 500s.

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"Hi, I'm Spike!"

Ah yes, the fringed leather vests and jackets. Nothing like wearing one in class and having the class clown tie the fringes to the chair so you couldn't get up!