What ever happened to the JCF "old timers"??

[horns666]

Hossman called me on Christmas eve, it was a nice surprise!!!
I want everyone to donate every magic vibe you may have in possession today
for Jimmy, I'm fukkin' serious. I do believe in the theory of vibes when many are together mobilizing as one unified front. He's our incredible friend, and he's toughing out a situation I can't imagine. He's so strong.

Can I have a kiss bill?-lol

"VIBES" already sent Tommy. I've been worried about Jimmy but have been so lost in my own drama lately. Even tho my problems seems to be smaller at this time. It still impedes my my ability to count the blessings I still have. No matter how I try, I'm fixated on all the negative shit. It keeps me in a major funk that's consumes me. (a major understatement).

Honestly, I don't even want to talk to anyone lately, including my own family. That's bad.

Tommy, If you and Jimmy were here ..I'd dry hump the both of you.

To Jimmy B..he's the goods man!!!

[atomic charvel guy]

If you and Jimmy were here Bill, I'd let you guys do a high five over my back-lol lol lol

[horns666]

If you and Jimmy were here Bill, I'd let you guys do a high five over my back-lol lol lol

..fuggin Tommy!!:ROTF:

See I miss this shit man!!!

I've been hiding in my bombshelter, sucking my thumb in a fetal position while "motherfucking" the universe and beyond.

BTW..who won the fuggin' election?:ROTF:

[atomic charvel guy]

I won the popular vote, but lost the election.

[bibz]

They have pills for that if it keeps happening, losing elections

[tonemonster]

They have pills for that if it keeps happening, losing elections

Waitaminute!

I would be careful here fellas. elections are touchy things. very controversial. I lost an election do to a hot female. she was a deaf hooker.

I told that bitch to lick my erection, not wreck my election!

[horns666]

..that's right. Actually, I'm really hard of hearing due to years of Marshall stacks and metal. My wife is actually losing her hearing. If you're not raising your voice in the same room and reading your lips..forgetabouddit!

This is a typical conversation at my house.

Me: Hey babe what's for dinner?
Wife: No response
Me: HEY!
Wife: WHAT!!!
Me: What's for dinner??
Wife: Why do you have to yell??
Me: because you can't fuggin' hear me!
Wife: So your deaf too..
Me: OK, that didn't answer my question..
Wife: What?
Me: What??
Wife: Hahhhhh?
Me: Dinner..what.. are..we ..eating?
Wife: I dunno..prolly meatloaf.
Cool:..Oh, that's cool. Me likey meatloaf!!

All THAT to hear "meatloaf"!

Meanwhile my kid who can hear a mouse queef is watching this exchange like a tennis match and not saying a fuggin' word. He likes it!:think:

[Ben...]

That sounds like me talking to my mom. I never hear half of what's said to me because I've blasted my ears so many times and my mom's hearing ain't so good even though she won't admit it.

[atomic charvel guy]

Waitaminute!

I would be careful here fellas. elections are touchy things. very controversial. I lost an election do to a hot female. she was a deaf hooker.

I told that bitch to lick my erection, not wreck my election!

What's an Asian Lady's favorite holiday?
Answer- Erection Day

[tonemonster]

What's an Asian Lady's favorite holiday?
Answer- Erection Day

Yep. them asian radies are smoove takas.

Those asian radies will say, "hey hey charver guy, me rove you rong time. rets go ova by the rake, and I wirr make you hot as rava. I give you big erection and ret your rove out".


Holy shit, I get a kick outta how they cant pronounce the retter L.

[atomic charvel guy]

I like "Srash" from Guns n' Roses, he have a nice "Res Paurr"-lol

[anuske9]

Holy shit, I get a kick outta how they cant pronounce the retter L.

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I'm may not be an old timer, but it's been a good long time since I posted. And with seeing how much I have to say, that's probably the reason; although I do have some new pictures of my soloist I'll probably post soon.

How's anybody been?

[tonemonster]

I like "Srash" from Guns n' Roses, he have a nice "Res Paurr"-lol

yes I rike srash. he rays down the rock and rorrr rike a rumber jack.



and yes anuske9, we wourd rove to rook at rarge photo of your soroist.

[Top Jimmy B]

jesus.

Nice to see you around, William. Tommy, i'll call you by the end of the week. wax your back.

[horns666]

jesus.

Nice to see you around, William. Tommy, i'll call you by the end of the week. wax your back.

JIMMY!!! You should see my back! Man I grew a winter coat..WTF!!! It's the only hair on me that is jet black too..WTF!!!

My wife has to sheer me like a sheep. I could make an fuggin' afro wig from my back hair..