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Fuck their sisters, girlfriends, mothers, aunties and..........brothers, any hole's a goal. Then post the pictures....!
Few things beat sticking your pork sword up someone's sister's poo-pipe after you have spent ages charming her knickers off, when the one and only reason you wanted to do it was so you can go to the person and say:
"Here, smell my fingers. Recognise it?"
I swear, you will hardly be able to tell him for laughing.
Anyway, fuck them, there was no drinking going one at the party? Sounds like the kind of party to avoid. Tell them you were going to stay in, but you bumped into a couple of sluts, you bought some Charlie, some booze, and spent the new Year fucking them senseless, or watching them lez it up whilst your balls recharged. They won't be able to call you a liar, because they were elsewhere.
Happy New Year kid, fuck 'em all.So I woke up,rolled over and who was lying next to me? Only Bonnie Langford!
I nearly broke her back
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Oh, that is so good yet so incredibly bad.
Some of them do drink but the host of the party quit drinking a while ago because he lacked self control to just drink a bit and was getting in trouble for it. He usually drank until he passed out and he did really fast which is definitely not good. He made it so no alcohol was allowed at his Halloween party too (That party was pretty lame I must admit)."Dear Dr. Bill,
I work with a woman who is about 5 feet tall and weighs close to 450 pounds and has more facial hair than ZZ Top." - Jack The Riffer
"OK, we can both have Ben..joint custody. I'll have him on the weekends. We could go out in my Cobra and give people the finger..weather permitting of course.." -Bill Z. Bub
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I remember around your age me and alot of my friends parted ways because some of us got into the whole smoking weed, drinking, partying scene. There has got to be a reason they did not want you at the party. I remember we did not invite certain people because they would freak out if someone was smoking weed ot they could not handle their alcohol intake.
It seamed like as soon as I stopped giving a fuck about what parties, who was hosting and I stopped trying to be everyones friend... everyone wanted to be my friend or wanted to know what the hell I was up to. I got the hint real easy if someone did not want me around I never made efforts to try to get people to like me after a certain age. Which I beleive was 16 for me.
If they cant accept who you are as a person then fuck them or take a look at yourself and find what it is that makes your friends not want you around.
Or move on and hang out with allot of hot chicks. You will be suprised how fast your "friends" come crawling back then.
Sorry my grammar and spelling sucks and my ideas are not well thought out I am still hung over from last night...
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Some great advice here really. I'd say one thing to keep in mind.
Unless you smell terrible, or are a total mental freakshow, they are fucked up humans for sneaking around and lying to you like that. And since they hang around with you and are cool to you generally, I doubt you smell or are a mental freakshow.
Biggest likelyhood is that they're are just fucked up people. Doing shit like that is seriously messed up in the head and you definitely don't need those types as friends bro and you will better for them having showed you what assholes they are.
As everyone said, High School buds will mostly be gone in a few years. High school forces you to be around certan people, not like they're people that YOU would choose as buds.
I have two friends from that age still and one of those would be Bill! And, we didn't go to school together, we met through friends and music interests and we'll always be brothers. Bill's of the utmost integrity. THAT's why he's my bud still.
Fuck those guys (and their sisters, literally). Be happy they showed what fucktards they are, and you won't be soiled by hanging with them inadvertantly. And there is NO humiliation here. Those fucktards are not capable of doing that to you, and if someone thinks any differently, they are also fucktards.
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Any "friend" that lies to you isn't a real friend.Ditch the ass clowns IMO.
They are showing no repect for you at all.
Don't let them know it bothered you just carry on and make new friends.
The true friends I have I can count on one hand and can call on them anytime if I need em' and that goes the other way too.
Chumy hang out type friends will shit on you so get used to it.Really? well screw Mark Twain.
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Thanks a lot. This makes me feel a lot better about this situation. Now that I think of it I'm not surprised that this happened. The guy who hosted the party seemed kind of mad at me the last couple of days of school before the Christmas break. I've never gotten along with him because he has the opposite personality of me. He's incredibly vain. He always brags about how smart he is because he doesn't do homework and still gets 90's. It's funny because I actually have higher marks then him and I don't have the easiest class in the grade 11 curriculum like he does(A gym glass where you mark yourself based on improvement and talk to the teacher and agree on the final mark.)."Dear Dr. Bill,
I work with a woman who is about 5 feet tall and weighs close to 450 pounds and has more facial hair than ZZ Top." - Jack The Riffer
"OK, we can both have Ben..joint custody. I'll have him on the weekends. We could go out in my Cobra and give people the finger..weather permitting of course.." -Bill Z. Bub
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Yeah, sucks when this sorta stuff happens... Ya bum out and question yourself. But, all I can say is, don't do that.
It's hard to be young. Even for that assclown, who sounds like he has some esteem issues now... People do fucked up shit and treat others poorly. They don't realize how it affects others at all.
He might have wanted to be the star of the show and you might threaten his position possibly. He may be attempting to somewhat influence your other friends toward him as well.
Like everyone else says, don't let them know it bothered you. Stand strong, be your own man. And in the end, you will easily have the respect that he tried so hard to attain.
Don't let it get to you. Like many things in life, seems big now while it's happening, won't seem that important later.
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Originally posted by hippietim View PostCall Jack Bauer.
Thanks again John. My friend (Who IS smart. I'd say he's a genius but he has severe ADHD and he's a little nuts. Really good guy if you can get on his good side.) said something similar what you said. He said something to the effect of "He brags because he hides his weaknesses" which is accurate. The thing with my friend is that he's brutally honest; he tells it like it is even if it will insult you. We have very similar personalities. I'd consider him a true friend. We've been friends because I was friends with several of his friends but they all moved away so it's just me and him. He's also the only other person in my school who listens to the music I listen to.
Thanks everyone. Talking to you guys has really helped."Dear Dr. Bill,
I work with a woman who is about 5 feet tall and weighs close to 450 pounds and has more facial hair than ZZ Top." - Jack The Riffer
"OK, we can both have Ben..joint custody. I'll have him on the weekends. We could go out in my Cobra and give people the finger..weather permitting of course.." -Bill Z. Bub
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Originally posted by DeathThrashAttack View PostMake sure you update us when you confront them!"Dear Dr. Bill,
I work with a woman who is about 5 feet tall and weighs close to 450 pounds and has more facial hair than ZZ Top." - Jack The Riffer
"OK, we can both have Ben..joint custody. I'll have him on the weekends. We could go out in my Cobra and give people the finger..weather permitting of course.." -Bill Z. Bub
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Only talk about it with your actual friends. Spotlight lovin' false confidence mouthy types always need that level of popularity and control, lucky for us they never find true happiness. I have quite a few good friends from school still, I was never cemented in any group, I'd hang out with everyone. Never had an enemy, cept a couple of people hated that I could be so open, but fuck 'em, I had my zen and they were just jealous. And I never disliked them because of it.
Honestly nowdays if this happened Id call one of em up and say 'nice nye party ya fuckin cunt, you owe me some sweet brew now' or drop in unnannounced and make them cook me tea and side with their missus on some issuesLast edited by bibz; 01-02-2009, 01:06 AM.
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fuck them , you could do better anyway in terms of friends who wants friends who lie to you? at least you found out so you have to chance to quickly ditch them
and if youre feeling malicous start a rumour concerning bestiality while drunk ....Say, I smell bacon.Does anyone else smell bacon?
Yeah, I definitely smell a pork product of some type.
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