Well, we've had threads for people to show their toys - guns, quads, motorbikes, cars etc, but I'm afraid they are all gay.
Here's some toys to have REAL fun with:
Ladies and Gentlemen, I present, some wholly unsuitable vehicles that have no place in "ordinary" society......which is why my brother collects them.
1. A field, near my home, one Summer.
Some military vehicles, no longer property of the MOD.

1. My little bruv, playing with his Striker, Mobile Missile Launcher. I was inside it at this point, playing the fool (surprise surprise), by farting and then loudly asking in a silly voice whodunnit, much to the astonishment of members of the public who were expecting to see a serious static display, not listen to some anonymous idiot joking about gas attacks. That is why my bruv doesn't normally let me anywhere near his toys.

3. Right. Who wants some? Come on then!
Here's some toys to have REAL fun with:
Ladies and Gentlemen, I present, some wholly unsuitable vehicles that have no place in "ordinary" society......which is why my brother collects them.
1. A field, near my home, one Summer.
Some military vehicles, no longer property of the MOD.

1. My little bruv, playing with his Striker, Mobile Missile Launcher. I was inside it at this point, playing the fool (surprise surprise), by farting and then loudly asking in a silly voice whodunnit, much to the astonishment of members of the public who were expecting to see a serious static display, not listen to some anonymous idiot joking about gas attacks. That is why my bruv doesn't normally let me anywhere near his toys.

3. Right. Who wants some? Come on then!

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