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    A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday

    night to meet, and have dinner with her parents.


    Since this is such a big event, the girl announces


    to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like


    to go out and make love for the first time .


    The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex


    before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to



    get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his


    first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an


    hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about


    condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks



    the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or


    family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he


    thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.


    That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents



    house and meets his girlfriend at the door. 'Oh, I'm so



    excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!'


    The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner


    table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy


    quickly offers to say grace and bows his head.





    A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in


    prayer, with his head down. 10 minutes pass, and still



    no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes


    with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the


    boyfriend, 'I had no idea you were this religious.'




    The boy turns, and whispers back, 'And I had no idea your father was a pharmacist.'

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      Scott
      Be without fear in the face of your enemies. Be brave and upright, that God may love thee. Speak the truth always, even if it leads to your death. Safeguard the helpless and do no wrong.

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      • #4
        That was good!!

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        • #5
          That's great!
          "Dear Dr. Bill,
          I work with a woman who is about 5 feet tall and weighs close to 450 pounds and has more facial hair than ZZ Top." - Jack The Riffer

          "OK, we can both have Ben..joint custody. I'll have him on the weekends. We could go out in my Cobra and give people the finger..weather permitting of course.." -Bill Z. Bub

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          • #6
            An oldie but goodie!
            Scott

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            • #7
              Somehwere, this is actually a true story....

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