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I'm planning to make a wooden shelf for my L-shaped wooden desk so that I can rack stuff on top of it. I also wanna put a few USB lights like the one I have for my Samson PB10 power distro, on top of the shelf so I can see what I'm doing. Any (sensible) ideas?
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Fuck ebay, fuck paypal
"Finger on the trigger, back against the wall. Counting rounds and voices, not enough to kill them all" (Ihsahn). -
This one reminds me of a good old thread
If your mum stabbed ya you wouldnt get upset... You would say ' Ohhh shit mum stabbed me! I better go to a hospital'. - Chopper -
I said "SENSIBLE", Dunderhead.
Fuck ebay, fuck paypal
"Finger on the trigger, back against the wall. Counting rounds and voices, not enough to kill them all" (Ihsahn).Comment
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Shouldn't this be a thread on that "Interior Decoration and Soft Furnishings" Board you frequent honey? You know the one, with all those nice men on that all seem to have been bullied at school over stiffness issues in the showers and who know everything about Wizard of Oz. They'll even recommend some flowery cushions to make it look, um...., "pleasant", ones that don't clash with your studio, but retain the theme that your room really is Men Only.
No? OK, well, put a hand-written note on your door : "Privit! Top Sicrit Stooodio, Pass Hollders Only! Introoders Will Be Killed!" Draw a Rottweiler on it for effect.
Then your Mum will not keep coming into your room and catching you spanking your monkey, you will be able to leave the curtains open, and thus be able to see what you are doing. (I fear we are too late though, you have obviously wanked yourself blind already.)
Failing that, maybe get a couple of Martin Mac2000 XB Wash lights mounted on your bedroom ceiling, buy a cheap little Pearl Expert desk to control them. Everything will become clear then.
No need to thank me sweetie, Auntie Shobet will be along shortly to have his turn.
(I'll be up to see you soon with your belated Christmas present. Fancy a meal and some starfish love, or shall we skip dinner as usual? Say hi to Jodie the Pig, loved the polaroids she sent, next time smile you naughty boy, stop looking so shocked, it never even touched the sides!)So I woke up,rolled over and who was lying next to me? Only Bonnie Langford!
I nearly broke her backComment
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You guys should take this on the road.In the future though I need to remember to not buy guitars while on NyquilComment
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No. Rsmacker should take hint. I'm asking perfectly legitimate questions and I'm having to read his stupid gay fantasy crap instead. Nothing to contribute Rs? STFU.Fuck ebay, fuck paypal
"Finger on the trigger, back against the wall. Counting rounds and voices, not enough to kill them all" (Ihsahn).Comment
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Oops, sorry, I thought you were all just friends messing with each other.Originally posted by wilkinsi View Post
I'll butt the hell out now. sorryIn the future though I need to remember to not buy guitars while on NyquilComment
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If your mum stabbed ya you wouldnt get upset... You would say ' Ohhh shit mum stabbed me! I better go to a hospital'. - ChopperComment
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Good grief! The subdued homo-eroticism in this thread is oozing from every nook, cranny and hole!
You two need to get BACK into the closet and make out already!
You took too much, man. Too much. Too much.Comment
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Umm...measure twice, cut once?
Seriously, just draw up some plans, get some plywood and get cutting.ScottComment
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Originally posted by GodOfRhythm View PostGood grief! The subdued homo-eroticism in this thread is oozing from every nook, cranny and hole!
You two need to get BACK into the closet and make out already!
Subdued?? Fucking hell, that must be why he keeps giving me short shrift, I must try harder.
Don't worry, he always gets a little grouchy when he hasn't hard a good hard ride, don't you sugarplums? Add to that the Evil Supervisor at work prowling around looking to see who to make redundant, and that's why he's so tetchy. Wait till I give him a damned good rogering, that'll sort him out, clear his flue.
I did tell him to buy some Macs, but the stroppy little tyke didn't bother reading that far, he probably shot his load reading about the soft furnishings, we're trying to get him help about his hair-trigger. Hey, sweetie-pie, how about some sexy little gooseneck LED clip-on Litt-lites, like wot us Pros clip all over our sex lairs, um, I mean "work stations". You can sit reading porn all day long, without anyone being any the wiser because the light is very local, yet is powerful enough to find stray threads of sexy white love piss you have ejected all over the place. I've even got some racks with LED goosenecks attached to the rack panels for extra jizz-findability.
Or how about some of those lovely warm neon rack lights, they just throw out enough to see the knobs in your rack, they come in funky colours too.
Try Studiospares, or Canford Audio, they will have what you want.
Oh, and you can thank me for that too. By swallowing my bollock batter with a smile on your face.
Love you!So I woke up,rolled over and who was lying next to me? Only Bonnie Langford!
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