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Hey, at least I didn't say anything about his pecker. :ROTF:
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Originally posted by toejam View Post
All those pictures would take forever and a day to find using dialup! haha...Comment
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Like your worst fucking nightmare, I'm back and ready to haunt you till you scream for mercy!
Thanks tons and tons and tons for all the concern and best wishes. You guys and gals are top notch friends and even though I do pick on a few of you, it's because I love ya like a bleeding hemorrhoid!
To make a long story short, I did have telephone and Internet connections problems. On top of that, my neighbor two houses down had a house fire. During the emergency, a city firetruck backed into the neighboorhood phone box which knocked out some service too. Anyway, I'm cocked, locked, and ready to rock!
Last but not least, I'd like to thank Spike and Paul for checking up on me. Ever since I mentioned that I had included them in my WILL, they seem to check on my well being rather often! Also, thanks to Paul for sending the local police department to personally check on me. However, I don't know how they came to call me Mr. Bubba Germany!
OK, I've got to answer a ton of emails, PMs, and alien abduction reports! In the words of AL Bundy "LET'S ROCK!""POOP"Comment
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Good to see you're still around...
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Good to see you back and glad that all is well.Just one more guitar!Comment
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Did the police really come looking for you? That's both very touching and hilarious.
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you missed a lot of shit dude, a couple of members were banned, one confessed being into fecal porn, bill found his childhood voz, tommy got an SD Strat for 1500 bucks from Chinese ebay, Sully said the yanks are not that bad, GOR fucked Gisele Bundchen, Ed Roman ambushed Ron at NAMM but no one saw it because NAMM is gay and everyone went to Crazy Girls at La Brea and Sunset"There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
"To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave FlaubertComment
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OiNk!"Wow,... that was some of the hardest rockin ever. Hardest to listen too."
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Originally posted by nhspike View Post It's not very often that any human can intimidate me, but the Bossier City patrolman that came to the house to check on me was about the size of a Greyhound Bus! Now I know what quarterbacks feel like when they see a defensive lineman zeroing in for the kill!
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Originally posted by Spivonious View Post Did the police really come looking for you? That's both very touching and hilarious.
yeah...good thing he wasnt gettin it on with his young girlfriend...he could have gotten arrested for suspicion of child molestation :ROTF:shawnlutz.comComment
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...I smell bacon...
...Does anybody else smell bacon?
...It's definitely a pork product of some type...
(Just kiddin'!)"Dear Dr. Bill,
I work with a woman who is about 5 feet tall and weighs close to 450 pounds and has more facial hair than ZZ Top." - Jack The Riffer
"OK, we can both have Ben..joint custody. I'll have him on the weekends. We could go out in my Cobra and give people the finger..weather permitting of course.." -Bill Z. BubComment
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alien abduction???? ah man, you got Probed....that taste like tart, lemon yogartComment
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Originally posted by Ben... View Post
"Wow,... that was some of the hardest rockin ever. Hardest to listen too."
--floydkramerComment
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Hey bro, did you run outta diapers? close call for you know who..
I know the old saying that the value of an opinion is generally inversely proportional to the strength with which it is held.Comment
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