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  • #91
    Originally posted by SEEGERMANY View Post
    Like your worst fucking nightmare, I'm back and ready to haunt you till you scream for mercy!

    Thanks tons and tons and tons for all the concern and best wishes. You guys and gals are top notch friends and even though I do pick on a few of you, it's because I love ya like a bleeding hemorrhoid!

    To make a long story short, I did have telephone and Internet connections problems. On top of that, my neighbor two houses down had a house fire. During the emergency, a city firetruck backed into the neighboorhood phone box which knocked out some service too. Anyway, I'm cocked, locked, and ready to rock!

    Last but not least, I'd like to thank Spike and Paul for checking up on me. Ever since I mentioned that I had included them in my WILL, they seem to check on my well being rather often! Also, thanks to Paul for sending the local police department to personally check on me. However, I don't know how they came to call me Mr. Bubba Germany!

    OK, I've got to answer a ton of emails, PMs, and alien abduction reports! In the words of AL Bundy "LET'S ROCK!"
    Glad you are back.
    We don't talk much, that being said - you are a giant pair of Granny panties with a wad of discharge from a giant vaginal blister covered with warts and moles and a labia like a head of cabbage. Did I mention the unkempt hair?

    Don't EVER leave for a week without notifying us!!!
    When you take a shower in space, you have to press the water onto your body to clean yourself, and then you gotta vacuum it off. - Ace Frehley

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    • #92
      Originally posted by 442w30 View Post
      Glad you are back.
      We don't talk much, that being said - you are a giant pair of Granny panties with a wad of discharge from a giant vaginal blister covered with warts and moles and a labia like a head of cabbage. Did I mention the unkempt hair?

      Don't EVER leave for a week without notifying us!!!
      What he said !!!

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      • #93
        SeGee..I love you. You complete me.

        I've been having monitor problems. This oild pos is taking a dump. It's all wavy and shit. ALL my money for the next 5 paychecks is already spent before I get them. I gotta pay the kid's tuition..fuggin Catholic schools.

        I got him in a chater school next year in the suburbs so these "caring" motherfuckers won't bleed my ass dry anymore.
        "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
        Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

        "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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        • #94
          Originally posted by horns666 View Post
          SeGee..I love you. You complete me.

          I've been having monitor problems. This oild pos is taking a dump. It's all wavy and shit. ALL my money for the next 5 paychecks is already spent before I get them. I gotta pay the kid's tuition..fuggin Catholic schools.

          I got him in a chater school next year in the suburbs so these "caring" motherfuckers won't bleed my ass dry anymore.
          Jeez, long time no post, Bill. How's everything going? Crazy as usual?
          "Dear Dr. Bill,
          I work with a woman who is about 5 feet tall and weighs close to 450 pounds and has more facial hair than ZZ Top." - Jack The Riffer

          "OK, we can both have Ben..joint custody. I'll have him on the weekends. We could go out in my Cobra and give people the finger..weather permitting of course.." -Bill Z. Bub

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