Strong drink for a middle aged woman?

[Endrik]

wine

that wouldn't be a bad idea actually, wine is not very strong but women get drunk of it pretty fast... gives them a pretty big hangover too :ROTF:
but there's one problem... people have so different taste when it comes to wines... red or white, sweet or dry, what type of grapes, the origin etc. etc. etc. only high school chicks don't care as long as it contains alcohol.
That being said a decent Rose from France or Riesling works with most of the people from my experience.

If you can't get her to change her mind sober, it's probably all just a waste of time. If the girl's relationship with her mom isn't good enough that she can reason with her herself, then the break & the cutoff is probably going to happen pretty soon no matter what you or anyone else does or says. Just my $.02

actually you can reason with her... that why I'm trying to talk to her... it's just hard to get a change to communicate in a civil manner with her because she is so hyper active and over passionate and she yells over everyone else... once you get her chilled out then everything is ok.

[atomic charvel guy]

actually you can reason with her... that why I'm trying to talk to her... it's just hard to get a change to communicate in a civil manner with her because she is so hyper active and over passionate and she yells over everyone else... once you get her chilled out then everything is ok.[/quote]

Well, in that case, maybe you should take the upper hand and grill her on the subject of her daughter being good enough for your friend-lol
pull the 'ol jedi mind trick on her and flip it in that direction.

[toejam]

You drink a LOT of beer, then see if she'll drink from the tap. :ROTF:

[fr0sty]

wine

[Endrik]

Well, in that case, maybe you should take the upper hand and grill her on the subject of her daughter being good enough for your friend-lol
pull the 'ol jedi mind trick on her and flip it in that direction.

that would be an excellent tactical maneuver my good man but she may think that I have no respect for her child... and well... that's not good... she used to beat the living shit out of her husband you know

[zeegler]

It's not on your list. How could you forget "liquid panty remover"? GIN & TONIC!!!

[Cleveland Metal]

haha... Before I read what you're doing, I said Tequilla... But, that hammers them and some get pissy on it.

I say... Some wine and a powdered Xanax mixed in it. She will be be so pleasant, happy, seriously smiley and totally open to long consuming conversation. I am so happy and agreeable on a zanny it's amazing.

I honestly can't think of a thing that would make me more likely to talk over a situation that doesn't sit well with me more than being xanax happy.

Tommy?

[Sunbane]

Don't overdo it. Just bring a bottle of red or two (not too dry...you'll want it to be easilly drinkable). It's the uncomplicated choice, it's popular, and is a bit of a symbolic peace gift.

[zeegler]

Slip her a roofie!

[Jayster]

Don't overdo it. Just bring a bottle of red or two (not too dry...you'll want it to be easilly drinkable). It's the uncomplicated choice, it's popular, and is a bit of a symbolic peace gift.

Wow , I like the way you roll. 2 bottles of Johnny Walker red? cause you don't want to overdo it, heck yeah!!!

[SEEGERMANY]

Martini Fiero is the red one. It's ready to drink as is and middle aged women LOVE IT.

Ok, I've got to ask this question. Please don't get defensive. At the age of 21, how much experience do you have with middle aged women? How do you know from personal experience what they like or dislike?

[horns666]

...I gotta go with Tommy, SeeGee, and Clevo's advice on this one.

I KNOW zannax takes care of the lil' bitch during that PMS (Pre Murder Syndrome) menstrual thing..

Ummm.. my ONLY advice is: You may want to avoid ANY cunnilingal activity if aunt Flow is visiting...unless you like that kinda thing.

TOMMY!!!!..WTF man!!! NIiiiiiiiiiiiice to see you
back!!!

I've been consumed with bs at home, and still am. Not to mention my old crt monitor is taking a dump!!!

[horns666]

Middle-aged woman huh? You may want to start the conversation with "Do you still get your period?" That would be a nice ice breaker.

[horns666]

I'm going with a Big 'ol jug peppermint Snapps. Women can't resist the Snapster!!

"Ping"..

* A nod to one of my very favorite movies..anyone?!

[Endrik]

Ok, I've got to ask this question. Please don't get defensive. At the age of 21, how much experience do you have with middle aged women? How do you know from personal experience what they like or dislike?

Ward is pretty outgoing dude so I imagine it's not hard for him to find out that because there's a lot of middle aged women in clubs and whatnot... I'm not a big "clubber" and even if I'm going out I'm not usually interested in older women excluding a couple of disasterous events I've had :ROTF:
I should ask my ex-bandmates who have the reputation of being the biggest milf fuckers in town but I haven't kept touch with them for a while so I'm asking some help here.

The daughter called me today and she thought that the best thing how to make the mom relax would be burning some weed and getting it into the ventilation system while the mom is sleeping and it would be a kind of a revenge for calling my pal a stoner